Ubeenbamboozledson's definitions
When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.
"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"
"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022
Get the Facebook Probationmug. ("Do You Believe In Magic" starts playing)
Boomers: Ah, the nostalgia.
Gen Z: I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.
Boomers: Ah, the nostalgia.
Gen Z: I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2022
Get the Do You Believe In Magicmug. Literally, a cat that is male. Also the subject of an Internet meme due to alleged differences in cats based on their gender.
"Boy cat" refers to a meme and belief that male cats are much more affectionate and friendly than female cats, who are believed to me more aloof and antisocial.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 10, 2025
Get the Boy Catmug. When a person who has been missing for an extended period is declared dead, even though there is usually no evidence to support whether they are alive to deceased because they are...well, missing.
A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
Death in absentia can lead to odd scenarios if the person comes back.
For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 1, 2023
Get the Death in Absentiamug. An Internet catchphrase for when someone gets brutally roasted online. Basically the Internet equivalent of a mic drop.
Person A: "My cat's eyes look weird. What should I do?"
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021
Get the Ice For That Burnmug. Having multiple middle names can be quite awkward. Think about when they were children; did their parents ever stop to breathe when yelling their full names when they REALLY did it?
"Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Get over here! NOW!"
"Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Get over here! NOW!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
Get the Multiple Middle Namesmug. Woman: Will you take the trash out?
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022
Get the My leg is brokenmug.