Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Mute
There are several types of mutes:
1. A person who doesn't speak at all on purpose - "Elective Mute"
2. A person who doesn't speak as a result of severe, if not complete deafness - "Deaf Mute"
3. A person who doesn't speak at all in some situations, but is quite social in others - "Selective Mute"
4. A person who is legitimately unable to speak (or has very limited speech) due to a physical or mental health condition (usually brain damage) - This type of mutism does not have a name
1. A person who doesn't speak at all on purpose - "Elective Mute"
2. A person who doesn't speak as a result of severe, if not complete deafness - "Deaf Mute"
3. A person who doesn't speak at all in some situations, but is quite social in others - "Selective Mute"
4. A person who is legitimately unable to speak (or has very limited speech) due to a physical or mental health condition (usually brain damage) - This type of mutism does not have a name
Mute by Ubeenbamboozledson October 16, 2022
Not My Job
A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.
"Not my job," he said.
"Not my job," he said.
Not My Job by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
Nice.
69 by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
The Blind Leading The Blind
When a person is confused or stuck on an issue, and another person tries to help them, despite having no idea how to fix their problem themselves.
My friend and I tried to do the math homework together after we were absent for the notes. Coincidentally, the teacher was absent for jury duty that day, and it was like the blind leading the blind for both of us.
The Blind Leading The Blind by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022
Godwin's Law
Godwin's Law states that "the longer a heated Internet discussion goes on for, the more likely it is that someone will compare their opponent(s) to Hitler, the Nazis, or Nazi Germany in general."
Anyone who invokes Godwin's Law in an argument is said to automatically lose by default, even if it is perfectly reasonable; because if you resort to comparing your opponent to arguably the most evil dictator in the world obviously implies that A) You know you're wrong, B) You've run out of ideas, and C) You're a sore loser and want to make your opponent look bad, even though it does the exact opposite.
The only (incredibly rare) exception is if the person is legitimately comparable to him (for example, if they are massively racist, especially anti-Semitic, for no discernible reason), but even then it usually still has the same result.
The only (incredibly rare) exception is if the person is legitimately comparable to him (for example, if they are massively racist, especially anti-Semitic, for no discernible reason), but even then it usually still has the same result.
Godwin's Law by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022
Worcestershire Sauce
Worcestershire Sauce by Ubeenbamboozledson October 8, 2022
To Kill A Mockingbird
A tomboy learns that Americans are racist when she watches a drunken loser ruin a black man's life via false rape accusation, despite the fact that her father absolutely proved that he could not have done it. (Later, the poor black man dies in prison via police brutality.)
Tomboy then gets attacked by the aforementioned drunken loser, and a man whom she used to torment because she wanted to see what he looked like comes to her rescue, and he disappears again. The rest of it is pure filler. Seriously, this book is almost 400 pages, but it would only be around 60-80 pages if you only included the parts that actually matter.
Tomboy then gets attacked by the aforementioned drunken loser, and a man whom she used to torment because she wanted to see what he looked like comes to her rescue, and he disappears again. The rest of it is pure filler. Seriously, this book is almost 400 pages, but it would only be around 60-80 pages if you only included the parts that actually matter.
To Kill A Mockingbird by Ubeenbamboozledson September 28, 2022