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Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Sharpest Pencil in the Pack 

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.
Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

Cheaters Never Prosper 

A bullshit lie that should be deleted as misinformation
"Cheaters Never Prosper" my ass. Do you have no idea how the real world works?

Aphthong 

A letter(s) in a word that's not pronounced; a silent letter(s).
An example of an aphthong is the H in "honest."
Aphthong by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2023
"UL" is most commonly found on Reddit. UL subs are made in response to popular subs that have incredibly stupid auto-moderators that automatically remove 99% of posts with zero explanation (or a bullshit explanation).

r/showerthoughtsUL and r/AskRedditUL are the more famous ones. r/TrueUnpopularOpinion does not have UL in its name, but still falls into this.
UL by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2023

Alonzo Lerone

A guy who makes fun of stupid people on the Internet, even though he is actually extremely unintelligent himself.
Alonzo Lerone would be funny if he was actually smart

Pie Jumping 

An incredibly blatant and obvious form of cheating that anyone can do, but most refuse to do so, often because of an unspoken gentleman's agreement. Anyone who does it is frowned upon and often targeted and insulted.
Pie Jumping is named for a technique in the Roblox game Plates of Fate where a player uses the pie tool to maneuver around the game and utterly invalidate the bottomless pit. It is almost universally considered a form of cheating among players, yet the developers refuse to do anything about it.

Sound Whoring

The act of demanding silence to pay very close attention to sounds, especially footsteps.
"Shut up! I'm sound whoring!"