Sleepless Elite

A person who can function amazingly well on very few hours of sleep.

In some ways, it's a gift; you can stay up a lot later than usual before you start to feel the effects of staying up too late, and you'll be perfectly good to go the next day.
On the other hand, it can also be problematic; if you wake up in the middle of the night as a sleepless elite, it's damn near impossible to go back to sleep...because chances are you'll be wide awake. Whether it's 5AM or only 1AM, you will be extremely awake and alert.

Sleepless Elites are not as rare as people think. Former U.S President Donald Trump is a sleepless elite, for example.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 06, 2022

Tunnel Vision

Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.

Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.

See also: My way or the highway

"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022

Aphthong

A letter(s) in a word that's not pronounced; a silent letter(s).

An example of an aphthong is the H in "honest."

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2023

Hope Chess

A phenomenon in chess where a player makes moves that align with what they would like their opponent to do instead of playing the objectively best move. The most common result is that their opponent does not play the moves they "want," resulting in confusion and, ultimately, major blunders.

Hope Chess is a good way to lose fast.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 13, 2024

Guthib

You spelled it wrong.

Guthib is what you get when you fail at spelling Github.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 04, 2025

Nuuuu

The correct way of spelling "No."

"Your great-grandpa died one week short of his 100th birthday."

"NUUUU"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

Castlevania: The Adventure

The first Castlevania game for the Gameboy, and almost inarguably the worst game in the entire series. The music is pretty damn good, just like in any Castlevania game...and that's really the only good thing anyone has to say about it.

With a protagonist that moves slower than a sedated turtle and can't jump to save his life, a lack of subweapons which are present in all the other games, a lot of sections where you MUST get invincibility to avoid getting hit as soon as you spawn, a stage that becomes unwinnable if you take the wrong path, a weapon that downgrades when you get hit, a multitude of sections where it's impossible to NOT get hit without whip upgrades, insultingly easy boss fights (except for Dracula, whose second form is actually quite tough), and tricky parkour sections that are made almost impossible by the painfully slow movement of the protagonist, Castlevania: The Adventure is often considered one of the worst games for the Gameboy.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022