YOU DONE TRUMPED UP
A specification of you done fucked up
When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass
A specification of you done fucked up
When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass
Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
by UT+Per7 January 27, 2017
When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass
Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
by UT+Per7 January 15, 2017
Bro 1: "Dude it's my bootyversary today. Wanna go for a beer?"
Bro 2: "It's been a year already?! You gotta renew your pathetic life, bro"
Bro 2: "It's been a year already?! You gotta renew your pathetic life, bro"
by UT+Per7 September 29, 2014
N.E.V.A. - Not Enough Viagra Anywhere
Used to express detest for a female.
Cleverly homophonic with never in certain dialects and therefore often incorrectly used in writing as slang.
Used to express detest for a female.
Cleverly homophonic with never in certain dialects and therefore often incorrectly used in writing as slang.
Example 1
- Person 1: "Did you see Jessica yesterday? She really did slut up"
- Person 2: "Dude, she's still like a 9 on the kg-scale. So NEVA."
Example 2
- Person 1: "Do you eat humans?"
- Person 2: "Neva.."
- Person 1: "You realize what you just said?!"
- Person 2: "Neva!"
- Person 1: "You're sick, dude."
- Person 1: "Did you see Jessica yesterday? She really did slut up"
- Person 2: "Dude, she's still like a 9 on the kg-scale. So NEVA."
Example 2
- Person 1: "Do you eat humans?"
- Person 2: "Neva.."
- Person 1: "You realize what you just said?!"
- Person 2: "Neva!"
- Person 1: "You're sick, dude."
by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014
Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.
The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.
The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"
Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:
- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola
The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.
The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"
Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:
- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola
- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?
- That girl could give me AIDS
- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight
- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia
- That girl could give me AIDS
- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight
- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia
by UT+Per7 August 13, 2014
By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.
Fart dominance asserted!
by UT+Per7 April 20, 2018
n.
A person who shows reluctance to using the prefix "bro" and a suffix of choice to describe a situation, rule, state of mind etc.
A person who shows reluctance to using the prefix "bro" and a suffix of choice to describe a situation, rule, state of mind etc.
Example:
"You've gotta get with the flow, embrace the bromance and cut back on that broluctance, brohemian"
"You've gotta get with the flow, embrace the bromance and cut back on that broluctance, brohemian"
by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014