When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass
Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
by UT+Per7 January 15, 2017
YOU DONE TRUMPED UP
A specification of you done fucked up
When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass
A specification of you done fucked up
When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass
Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
by UT+Per7 January 27, 2017
Often abbreviated DBS
This scale is used to easily express how many draught beers one would have to consume in order to have sex with some unlucky woman/man.
The scale ranges from 0 (doable anytime) to 10 (because after ten draught beers - let's face it none of us are able to perform). The number indicates the amount of 500 mL 4,6%alc. (example: Tuborg Classic) one would consume precoital.
Not to be confused with the kg-scale
This scale is used to easily express how many draught beers one would have to consume in order to have sex with some unlucky woman/man.
The scale ranges from 0 (doable anytime) to 10 (because after ten draught beers - let's face it none of us are able to perform). The number indicates the amount of 500 mL 4,6%alc. (example: Tuborg Classic) one would consume precoital.
Not to be confused with the kg-scale
Person 1: - "No way I will even consider that! She's like a 12 on the kg-scale a total bodybag"
Person 2: - "So if we go out tonight, where is she on the draught beer scale?"
Person 1: - "Neva... She might be around 7 on DBS"
Person 2: - "We should really revise our choice of words when talking about my sister"
Person 2: - "So if we go out tonight, where is she on the draught beer scale?"
Person 1: - "Neva... She might be around 7 on DBS"
Person 2: - "We should really revise our choice of words when talking about my sister"
by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014
N.E.V.A. - Not Enough Viagra Anywhere
Used to express detest for a female.
Cleverly homophonic with never in certain dialects and therefore often incorrectly used in writing as slang.
Used to express detest for a female.
Cleverly homophonic with never in certain dialects and therefore often incorrectly used in writing as slang.
Example 1
- Person 1: "Did you see Jessica yesterday? She really did slut up"
- Person 2: "Dude, she's still like a 9 on the kg-scale. So NEVA."
Example 2
- Person 1: "Do you eat humans?"
- Person 2: "Neva.."
- Person 1: "You realize what you just said?!"
- Person 2: "Neva!"
- Person 1: "You're sick, dude."
- Person 1: "Did you see Jessica yesterday? She really did slut up"
- Person 2: "Dude, she's still like a 9 on the kg-scale. So NEVA."
Example 2
- Person 1: "Do you eat humans?"
- Person 2: "Neva.."
- Person 1: "You realize what you just said?!"
- Person 2: "Neva!"
- Person 1: "You're sick, dude."
by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014
n.
A person who shows reluctance to using the prefix "bro" and a suffix of choice to describe a situation, rule, state of mind etc.
A person who shows reluctance to using the prefix "bro" and a suffix of choice to describe a situation, rule, state of mind etc.
Example:
"You've gotta get with the flow, embrace the bromance and cut back on that broluctance, brohemian"
"You've gotta get with the flow, embrace the bromance and cut back on that broluctance, brohemian"
by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014
Bro 1: "Dude it's my bootyversary today. Wanna go for a beer?"
Bro 2: "It's been a year already?! You gotta renew your pathetic life, bro"
Bro 2: "It's been a year already?! You gotta renew your pathetic life, bro"
by UT+Per7 September 29, 2014
n.
Pronounced: Broah
The term used to imply that a guy shares more than 25% genetic material with the hot gal with whom he hangs out. Therefore making it impossible for them to be lovers or in that case at least gross.
It follows the life-embracing philosophy that good looking women are fair game, regardless of how things seem.
Some people may assume that the term implies some kind of envy. They would be correct in their assumption.
Origin: In Scandinavia bror means brother
Pronounced: Broah
The term used to imply that a guy shares more than 25% genetic material with the hot gal with whom he hangs out. Therefore making it impossible for them to be lovers or in that case at least gross.
It follows the life-embracing philosophy that good looking women are fair game, regardless of how things seem.
Some people may assume that the term implies some kind of envy. They would be correct in their assumption.
Origin: In Scandinavia bror means brother
Person 1: - "Look at the lungs on that girl, I bet she can't see her feet!"
Person 2: - "But who's that guy?"
Person 1: - "Uhr. That's gotta be her bror"
Person 2: - "Why is she doing THAT to her bror?! That ain't right man..."
Person 2: - "But who's that guy?"
Person 1: - "Uhr. That's gotta be her bror"
Person 2: - "Why is she doing THAT to her bror?! That ain't right man..."
by UT+Per7 August 18, 2014