USAF Cadet's definitions

jerk & clean

jerk & clean is what a guy does every morning when he has morning wood.

This morning, instead of a jacking off my boner in the cadet showers, I decided to just jerk & clean in my Wonder-bed!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

Cum-Crust

Cum-Crust is the dried remnant of banana-gasm the dude you just sucked off left on your lips after you've finished. Its good - so lick it up!

I just sucked Matt's big banana, and now I've got his Cum-Crust on my lips!

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a cum-buddy.

Matt is my favorite jerk-mate!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

Cookie Cum

Cookie Cum is the cumgasm that a guy deposits on a cookie when he's playing "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with his jack-off buddies.

I played "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with some of my buds Saturday night -- I lost so they fed me the Cookie Cum!

by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

Beercan

Beercan is the nickname I gave another cadet with a big fat dick who fucks me in my mouth or boy-hole until he has a cumgasm.

Beercan is coming to my room and I'm gonna try to suck a cumgasm out of him!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

dental dam

A dental dam is a piece of latex sheeting (like a condom) that a guy can place over another dude's asshole if he wants to rim him without tasting his shit-hole.

I never use a dental dam when I rim Matt's asshole -- I like the taste of his butt-juice!

by USAF Cadet July 4, 2021

tight sac-de-noix

A tight sac-de-noix is a firm container for a guy's sperm factories that he plays with while he's jacking his meat.

When I'm taking care of my morning wood, I like to play with my tight sac-de-noix!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021