USAF Cadet's definitions

waterboard

To waterboard a guy, several dudes hold another guy upside-down on an incline board and place a towel over his face, and then they throw water on his face, making him unable to breathe and he thinks he's going to die.

A bunch of my friends gave me a waterboard party today in the cadet showers -- they gave me a 300mg Viagra, held me down, covered my face with a shower towel, and jacked off on it until I had a several cumgasms myself because I thought I was going to die! I felt like I was drowning in my own cum!

by USAF Cadet November 7, 2020

skull-fuck

a skull-fuck is when a guy grabs another dude's ears, forcefully face-fucks the guy's mouth until he has a throat-gasm and blows his load and then holds the guy's mouth on his fuck-stick until the last drop of his cum is swallowed.

Matt likes to skull-fuck me when he really needs to get off!

by USAF Cadet November 7, 2020

Cum-Kleen

Cum-Kleen is a personal wipe that a guy can use to clean up the load he shoots all over his tits, chest, abs, and pubes when he jacks off.

I've got a box of Cum-Kleen packets to clean myself up after I blow my load.

by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.

Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.

by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021

freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.

My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

guys and their dicks

guys and their dicks is what I think about all day

I'm gay -- guys and their dicks are always on my mind!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

uncut

uncut is a dick that has not been circumcised

I've always wondered what it would be like to jack off with an uncut dick!

by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020