Definitions by USAF Cadet

Are you having fun yet? 

Are you having fun yet? is what one of the five dudes who took turns spit-roasting me said as he was fucking my mouth.

I couldn't belive that he asked me "Are you having fun yet?"!

Are you having fun yet? by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

morning wood 

morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!

Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!

morning wood by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

shit the bed 

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.

My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!

shit the bed by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

dick-in-a-box 

A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.

My boyfriend gave me dick-in-a-box for Christmas!

dick-in-a-box by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

junk 

junk is a guy's cock and balls

I love looking at other guys' junk!

junk by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

cumshot 

A cumshot is the slippery, sweet/salty and tasty ivory-colored fluid that spurts out of a guy's dick when he has a cumgasm.

I sucked him off and swallowed his cumshot!

cumshot by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

banana-bate

To banana-bate[ is to [jack off using a banana skin to masturbate your dick.

Ooh! Fresh bananas -- I think I'll banana-bate!

banana-bate by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020