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banana-bate

To banana-bate is to jack off using a banana skin to masturbate your dick.
Ooh! Fresh bananas -- I think I'll banana-bate!
by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020
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bananabate

To masturbate whilst holding a banana peel on your penis.
Jesse, do not bananabate in public.
by TheSockLord October 31, 2014
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bananagate

The scandal that rocked the League 2 footballing world.

During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.

It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.

Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.

Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.
You see the paper? That whole 'bananagat' thing is manic, I tell ya!
by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005
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bananabate

Bananabating is a form of masturbation that involves, yes, a banana. Take a semi-ripe banana and wrap the banana 2/3 of the way up with duct tape. With the banana still unpeeled, squish around the insides until mushy. Then, cut off the untaped 1/3 and throw away. Lastly, stick the banana in the microwave for approximately 23 seconds, then fuck the shit out of it. Enjoy.
Ever since Jane left me, I've been sick and tired of using my hand. I think I might bananabate tonight instead.
by Mattyd0826 March 24, 2008
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Bananalated

adj. A state of being attained after the consumption of an exorbitant amount of alcohol, predisposing the frivolous drunkard to harmless, rambunctious behavior.
Joe was so bananalated after two rounds of Canadian Beer Pong that he tore up shrubbery and created a jungle kitchen.

I have so much work due tomorrow that finishing it is impossible. Instead of making a frustrating attempt, I'm just going to buy some Natty and get bananalated.

Don't mind BBC or his Bert shirt, he always puts it on in preparation for bananalation.
by The Hullabahoos October 27, 2010
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bananababe

A moron who’s trash at everything and lives in a trash can and who’s wasting time on trash games like Fortnite (eww) and needs to be thrown out of a window.

A person who’s extremely annoying sometimes and loves VR
Person 1: I can’t wait to visit you so I can use your VR.

Person 2: Dude you’re such a Bananababe lol
by OofTheGod March 26, 2019
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