Bob: Phil, have you seen Pete since he blew that interview?
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.
Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.
Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.
by UDUser4820 April 11, 2018
Portmanteau of "Globalist Homogenization", and a critique of capitalism which claims that it is erasing cultural identities and traditional beauty. This is evident in the pervasive, samey-looking modern architecture styles (usually ones that are full of glass), that purport to be "modern" and "progressive" but are actually just ugly and depressing. Another example is the "corporate art style", known as "alegria", that is universially condemned as hideous.
Often mistakenly believed to be a portmanteau of "globalist homosexual" by both alt-right troglodytes and their critics. Globohomo is instead a critique of corporatism and how it homogenizes and devalues culture in the name of a futuristic utopian ideal. Everyone who is not a technocratic elite hates it for its fakeness and mass-produced nature, which is the same reason people tend to dislike kitsch art.
Often mistakenly believed to be a portmanteau of "globalist homosexual" by both alt-right troglodytes and their critics. Globohomo is instead a critique of corporatism and how it homogenizes and devalues culture in the name of a futuristic utopian ideal. Everyone who is not a technocratic elite hates it for its fakeness and mass-produced nature, which is the same reason people tend to dislike kitsch art.
Person 1: Why does every city in the world look the same?
Person 2: Globohomo doesn't care about beauty because it's expensive.
Person 2: Globohomo doesn't care about beauty because it's expensive.
by UDUser4820 March 03, 2022
by UDUser4820 November 14, 2019
Bad, Mad, and Sad. A term used in gaming for salty players who suck, to imply that they are raging because they are terrible at video games and it looks pathetic.
Neckbeard: OMFG!!!112931 You players are TRASH! Stop ball chasing and learn to rocket boost!
Player: You sat in goal the whole match and can't rocket boost either. BMS.
Player: You sat in goal the whole match and can't rocket boost either. BMS.
by UDUser4820 March 11, 2020
Rachel: Rob, the washing machine is broken!
Rob: I told you to stop sitting on it, you fucking nugget!
Rob: I told you to stop sitting on it, you fucking nugget!
by UDUser4820 February 25, 2018
A pernicious type of male sex traitor that is enslaved to their need to be accepted by women, and is willing to denigrate their own sex in order to pursue it. A simp will donate endless amounts of money to thots on streaming services such as Twitch, either oblivious or uncaring to the fact that they are devaluing the effort of everyone who can't get popular simply by acting like a slut, and therefore has to provide actual value. This is demeaning to both sexes because it throws men under the bus and enables the commodification of women, undoing decades of progress that has been made getting people to see women for their actual value, instead of merely being seen as a means to sexual gratification.
A simp has absolutely no sense of self, or of self-respect, and is so desperate for coochie that he will pander endlessly, completely missing the fact that he is being sexist by refusing to demand the high standards for female streamers that everyone else demands for male streamers or those that aren't attractive.
Hilariously, most women see straight through this bullshit and won't give simps the time of day, unless they are deliberately exploiting said simps for money. Simps do not deserve any form of respect because they don't respect their own sex, themselves, or the intelligence of women. They should be treated with disdain, and removed from all social circles they infect.
A simp has absolutely no sense of self, or of self-respect, and is so desperate for coochie that he will pander endlessly, completely missing the fact that he is being sexist by refusing to demand the high standards for female streamers that everyone else demands for male streamers or those that aren't attractive.
Hilariously, most women see straight through this bullshit and won't give simps the time of day, unless they are deliberately exploiting said simps for money. Simps do not deserve any form of respect because they don't respect their own sex, themselves, or the intelligence of women. They should be treated with disdain, and removed from all social circles they infect.
Matt: Hey, Mike. Did you hear that Josh was stanning for Alinity after she threw her cat?
Mike: Yep. He's a massive simp. Time for us to find a better friend.
Mike: Yep. He's a massive simp. Time for us to find a better friend.
by UDUser4820 May 09, 2020
A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Prince Harry is a simp.
by UDUser4820 November 27, 2020