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patridophobia

An irrational hatred or fear of one's own country or its culture. Stems from Greek "patrida" meaning (homeland), and "phobia", which is obviously a fear of something. Often harboured by SJWs who've never had to fight for anything, nor have they ever had a reason to appreciate the sacrifices made for what they have. Whilst every country has done some wrong, diversity is beautiful and we should all celebrate our differences.

Such a term should not refer to someone who is merely skeptical or disillusioned with their country's politics, because honestly, who isn't?
SJW: RACIST CIS WHITE MALE!!! OUR COUNTRY IS FOUNDED UPON OPPRESSION AND SLAVERY AND CAPITALISM IS EVIL. RACIST ISLAMOPHOBIC MISOGYNIST BLABLABLA-
Informed person: Everyone did slavery and oppression back then; it wasn't just us. The Native Americans scalped each other over territory, the Muslims pillaged and raped anyone who wasn't a Muslim. The Christians had their Inquisition. Japan raped Nanking. All of history was an atrocity, why are you singling out our country?

Bystander: Sounds like a case of patridophobia to me. Hey, you wanna go to the pub?
by UDUser4820 April 12, 2017
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Simp

A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.

Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.

The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
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ITD

In Terminal Decline - used to describe something hopeless - a lost cause.
My son Barry refuses to pay attention at school and keeps hanging out with stoners. I can't reach him. His grades are ITD.
by UDUser4820 April 20, 2023
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clout chaser

A desperate attention whore that will do ANYTHING to get noticed. Fundamentally driven by the same need that inspires virtue signalling, but different in one sense. Virtue signalling attempts to garner attention by exploiting outrage culture, whereas idiot kids got the idea that acting up and being the class clown was the proper way to get attention. Often found on social media doing outrageous things for clicks. Tendency to latch onto anything that's trending and milk it for views.
"Hey, did you hear about that guy who went around licking ice cream?"
"Oh yeah. They're licking toilet seats now. Fucking clout chasers. Did you hear about that one who went around jumping on tombstones?"
by UDUser4820 April 3, 2020
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stay swiss

To remain neutral, avoid conflict, refuse to get involved. Done when a conflict is so messy, unclear, or just flat-out retarded that it's better off just not bothering at all. The term is named after Switzerland, which has a reputation for remaining neutral. In fact, it hasn't been directly involved in a major war for over 200 years. The most recent thing close to a war was a civil war between the Catholics and Protestants that had around 100 casualties in 1847. It lasted less than a month.
Bob: Oh my god, Phil! Mark and Alice are going to war over this divorce settlement!
Phil: Sorry man, I think I'll stay Swiss.

Bob: What does that mean?
Phil: It means I don't want to be involved.
Bob: Fair enough. Fancy a beer?
by UDUser4820 February 11, 2018
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nugget

Rachel: Rob, the washing machine is broken!
Rob: I told you to stop sitting on it, you fucking nugget!
by UDUser4820 February 26, 2018
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scrounger

UK Slang: someone abusing the benefits system (welfare in the US). See dole dosser
Look at all them scroungers up North comin' up each other's houses with chainsaws and god knows what. Broken Britain.
by UDUser4820 November 9, 2018
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