Look at all them scroungers up North comin' up each other's houses with chainsaws and god knows what. Broken Britain.
by UDUser4820 November 09, 2018
Get the scroungermug. A pernicious type of male sex traitor that is enslaved to their need to be accepted by women, and is willing to denigrate their own sex in order to pursue it. A simp will donate endless amounts of money to thots on streaming services such as Twitch, either oblivious or uncaring to the fact that they are devaluing the effort of everyone who can't get popular simply by acting like a slut, and therefore has to provide actual value. This is demeaning to both sexes because it throws men under the bus and enables the commodification of women, undoing decades of progress that has been made getting people to see women for their actual value, instead of merely being seen as a means to sexual gratification.
A simp has absolutely no sense of self, or of self-respect, and is so desperate for coochie that he will pander endlessly, completely missing the fact that he is being sexist by refusing to demand the high standards for female streamers that everyone else demands for male streamers or those that aren't attractive.
Hilariously, most women see straight through this bullshit and won't give simps the time of day, unless they are deliberately exploiting said simps for money. Simps do not deserve any form of respect because they don't respect their own sex, themselves, or the intelligence of women. They should be treated with disdain, and removed from all social circles they infect.
A simp has absolutely no sense of self, or of self-respect, and is so desperate for coochie that he will pander endlessly, completely missing the fact that he is being sexist by refusing to demand the high standards for female streamers that everyone else demands for male streamers or those that aren't attractive.
Hilariously, most women see straight through this bullshit and won't give simps the time of day, unless they are deliberately exploiting said simps for money. Simps do not deserve any form of respect because they don't respect their own sex, themselves, or the intelligence of women. They should be treated with disdain, and removed from all social circles they infect.
Matt: Hey, Mike. Did you hear that Josh was stanning for Alinity after she threw her cat?
Mike: Yep. He's a massive simp. Time for us to find a better friend.
Mike: Yep. He's a massive simp. Time for us to find a better friend.
by UDUser4820 May 09, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Bob: Phil, have you seen Pete since he blew that interview?
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.
Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.
Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.
by UDUser4820 May 24, 2018
Get the go on one's merry waymug. Barry: Why does every candidate turn into a hawk halfway into their presidency?
Robert: I dunno, man. I wish we had a dove for president so we could get out of the fourty-two billion countries we're bombing for oil.
Robert: I dunno, man. I wish we had a dove for president so we could get out of the fourty-two billion countries we're bombing for oil.
by UDUser4820 April 22, 2018
Get the dovemug. A more internally-focused sibling to the alpha male. While the alpha male quantifies himself on his high position in the social hierarchy, a sigma male prefers to forego the social hierarchy and need for external validation altogether and pursue internal strength instead. Essentially a "loner" or a stray man, although sigma males may have a close circle of friends and loved ones with whom they share a deep connection. The sigma male is not socially inept but simply socially disinterested. Prefers solitary activities where he doesn't have to play social politics and can simply focus on himself. The sigma male accepts that he does not need power over others as the alpha male desires, but rather needs only power to control himself and preserve his own autonomy from others. Sigma males are often pragmatic but may be seen by others as aloof, paranoid, secretive or selfish.
Not to be confused with simply being an unlikeable asshole, edgelord, or misfit.
Not to be confused with simply being an unlikeable asshole, edgelord, or misfit.
John: Hey, who's that over there on a table by himself?
Mary: Oh, that's Patrick. He's a bit of a sigma male.
Mary: Oh, that's Patrick. He's a bit of a sigma male.
by UDUser4820 January 11, 2022
Get the sigma malemug. My son Barry refuses to pay attention at school and keeps hanging out with stoners. I can't reach him. His grades are ITD.
by UDUser4820 April 20, 2023
Get the ITDmug. A knuckle-dragging dipshit who thinks the answer to every social problem is extreme violence, possessed of an extreme authoritarian bent due to long-term exposure to tribalistic online echo chambers, and generally has the psychology of an extreme reactionary. Does not have to be right-wing or fascist, in fact many medievalists are rabid SJWs.
Matt: Hey, Brad. Did you hear about that dumb bint on Twitter who said she didn't care about male victims of false accusations because she felt women had it worse?
Brad: Yep, just another medievalist victicrat.
Brad: Yep, just another medievalist victicrat.
by UDUser4820 May 11, 2020
Get the medievalistmug.