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A knuckle-dragging dipshit who thinks the answer to every social problem is extreme violence, possessed of an extreme authoritarian bent due to long-term exposure to tribalistic online echo chambers, and generally has the psychology of an extreme reactionary. Does not have to be right-wing or fascist, in fact many medievalists are rabid SJWs.
Matt: Hey, Brad. Did you hear about that dumb bint on Twitter who said she didn't care about male victims of false accusations because she felt women had it worse?
Brad: Yep, just another medievalist victicrat.
Brad: Yep, just another medievalist victicrat.
by UDUser4820 May 11, 2020
Get the medievalist mug.A pernicious type of male sex traitor that is enslaved to their need to be accepted by women, and is willing to denigrate their own sex in order to pursue it. A simp will donate endless amounts of money to thots on streaming services such as Twitch, either oblivious or uncaring to the fact that they are devaluing the effort of everyone who can't get popular simply by acting like a slut, and therefore has to provide actual value. This is demeaning to both sexes because it throws men under the bus and enables the commodification of women, undoing decades of progress that has been made getting people to see women for their actual value, instead of merely being seen as a means to sexual gratification.
A simp has absolutely no sense of self, or of self-respect, and is so desperate for coochie that he will pander endlessly, completely missing the fact that he is being sexist by refusing to demand the high standards for female streamers that everyone else demands for male streamers or those that aren't attractive.
Hilariously, most women see straight through this bullshit and won't give simps the time of day, unless they are deliberately exploiting said simps for money. Simps do not deserve any form of respect because they don't respect their own sex, themselves, or the intelligence of women. They should be treated with disdain, and removed from all social circles they infect.
A simp has absolutely no sense of self, or of self-respect, and is so desperate for coochie that he will pander endlessly, completely missing the fact that he is being sexist by refusing to demand the high standards for female streamers that everyone else demands for male streamers or those that aren't attractive.
Hilariously, most women see straight through this bullshit and won't give simps the time of day, unless they are deliberately exploiting said simps for money. Simps do not deserve any form of respect because they don't respect their own sex, themselves, or the intelligence of women. They should be treated with disdain, and removed from all social circles they infect.
Matt: Hey, Mike. Did you hear that Josh was stanning for Alinity after she threw her cat?
Mike: Yep. He's a massive simp. Time for us to find a better friend.
Mike: Yep. He's a massive simp. Time for us to find a better friend.
by UDUser4820 May 9, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A desperate attention whore that will do ANYTHING to get noticed. Fundamentally driven by the same need that inspires virtue signalling, but different in one sense. Virtue signalling attempts to garner attention by exploiting outrage culture, whereas idiot kids got the idea that acting up and being the class clown was the proper way to get attention. Often found on social media doing outrageous things for clicks. Tendency to latch onto anything that's trending and milk it for views.
"Hey, did you hear about that guy who went around licking ice cream?"
"Oh yeah. They're licking toilet seats now. Fucking clout chasers. Did you hear about that one who went around jumping on tombstones?"
"Oh yeah. They're licking toilet seats now. Fucking clout chasers. Did you hear about that one who went around jumping on tombstones?"
by UDUser4820 April 3, 2020
Get the clout chaser mug.Bad, Mad, and Sad. A term used in gaming for salty players who suck, to imply that they are raging because they are terrible at video games and it looks pathetic.
Neckbeard: OMFG!!!112931 You players are TRASH! Stop ball chasing and learn to rocket boost!
Player: You sat in goal the whole match and can't rocket boost either. BMS.
Player: You sat in goal the whole match and can't rocket boost either. BMS.
by UDUser4820 March 11, 2020
Get the BMS mug.A snitch, tattletale, brown-noser. A duplicitous and untrustworthy snake who should never be trusted. The best course of action is to ostracize such people from your social circle. Tends to be fond of gossip and cancel culture. Stems from a character named Randall from Disney's 'Recess'.
by UDUser4820 February 28, 2020
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Get the Clammed mug.Pete: Hey Rob, wanna go rock climbing?
Robert: Nah man, TFL today. Just gonna watch anime or something.
Robert: Nah man, TFL today. Just gonna watch anime or something.
by UDUser4820 June 17, 2019
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