Definitions by Typus

The Wiggles

Four homosexual cretins whose names are generally forgotten by humans over two foot three inches.

In an instant, Palmer's life flashed before his eyes. Regrets, he'd had a few. But then again, too few to mention. His first regret was that in a hypomanic state preparing his assault team for combat, he had forgotten to put on his black combat boots. Instead, he was lying on the ground, dieing in his ‘The Wiggles’ socks. Secondly, he had never shared his seed with the one love of his life, Nagem.

The Wiggles by Typus June 6, 2005

B.O.B.

Battery Operated Boyfriend - A vibrator

Suzanne had given up on men. Rather than become a dyke, she settled for a B.O.B.

B.O.B. by Typus June 5, 2005

blowfly 

The visual effect of pulling your underwear up so high that either testicle hangs out its respective leg hole.

Brian and Jaymz had no fucking idea what to do with pale pink lacey g-strings, both of them being professional virgins. Jaymz put them on his head, crotch over his mouth and poked out his tongue, doing his best impression of a spitting viper. Brian put them on in the right place, but his balls were hanging out either side. "Look!" he exclaimed with glee, "I'm a blowfly!"

blowfly by Typus June 5, 2005