Vanessa Jones

An athlete who will run for thousands of years just to escape Jason.

Chad: Check out that Vanessa Jones
Buggzy: I’m faster then her so she aint shheeeit

by TyeTheGuy75 September 18, 2019

Me

Better than you.

You: I’m awesome!
Me: Well I’m awesome-ER.
You: *cries*

by TyeTheGuy75 April 24, 2019

Clint Clinton

A man who needs Jesus

Bill Clinton: He cute
Clint Eastwood: He’s dumb old Clint Clinton

by TyeTheGuy75 May 18, 2019

October 20, 2030

I bet it’ll be a good day because it’s gonna be 10/20/30

John: Hey Dutch did you know today is October 20, 2030?
Dutch: Well we live in earlier times, John, I’m pretty sure it’s October 20, 1930
John: Don't we both die by then?
Dutch: oh.. uhhh

by TyeTheGuy75 May 01, 2020

redonkulous

A retarded term that people used in 2007, another word for “ridiculous.”

Emily: Yo my homie Todd, I think you got a text message
Todd: Dang it’s someone asking me who do I like.
Emily: Oh.. so who do you like?
Todd: Nobody.
Emily: That’s Redonkulous.

by TyeTheGuy75 November 12, 2019

Skaters

A group of people who claim to not give an F, and then get offended by someone carrying a skateboard a different way from them

Kyle: Maybe I should try out skateboarding
John: Well that's fine, just don't become like skaters.
Tyler: YOU GUYS WROTE A DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY?!?!
Kyle: Shut up Tyler

by TyeTheGuy75 April 24, 2022

Simp

The most false-used overused word in history.

*Some guy literally just talking with a girl he likes*
Retard: SIMP!!!!!

by TyeTheGuy75 May 28, 2020