Definitions by Twon
flip a bitch
flip a bitch by Twon February 9, 2005
metrosexual
The most annoying buzzword that I have ever heard. Ever.
A heterosexual male that:
-is ONLY attracted to women
-give great attention to his appearance
-uses plenty of skin/hair care products
-dresses in style and enjoys shopping
-is hip to all things sophisticated
-prefers wine to beer
-is extremely name-brand conscious
-enjoys hosting parties/events
-is a romantic with an appreciation for art
A heterosexual male that:
-is ONLY attracted to women
-give great attention to his appearance
-uses plenty of skin/hair care products
-dresses in style and enjoys shopping
-is hip to all things sophisticated
-prefers wine to beer
-is extremely name-brand conscious
-enjoys hosting parties/events
-is a romantic with an appreciation for art
I was born a metro, well over two decades before the term was popularly coined (Mark Simpson, 2002 - thanks a lot asshole). Now I can't even open a magazine without reading about metrosexuals. Growing trend my ass! Only about 10% of those claiming to be metro are truly metro. The remaining 90% are called something else...POSERS. These are the same guys that considered becoming homos when shows like Will & Grace and Queer Eye premiered. Get your own damn identity you fuckers!
When I heard John Kerry and Howard Dean claiming to be a metrosexuals, I knew it was time to change my ways.
The guiding light for all metrosexuals - David Beckham
When I heard John Kerry and Howard Dean claiming to be a metrosexuals, I knew it was time to change my ways.
The guiding light for all metrosexuals - David Beckham
metrosexual by TWON December 23, 2004
hellarack
expression used when a girl has beautifully-shaped, enormous breasts that cannot be hidden by her clothes or any combination of bras and fat-chic shirts. They must be a minimum full C cup or better to qualify for this title.
ass ferocity
when a girl has an impeccable ass, and the mere sight of it is excruciatingly painful (much like looking at a solar eclipse with the naked eye)
The girl in the black stretch pants has such ass ferocity that I am now 50% blind in both eyes. The good news is that I'm now 150% fertile.
ass ferocity by TWON June 6, 2004
toolshed
When a male exudes attitude and arrogance from his carcass, but it is obviously much more of a facade than a reality after observing his appearance.
i.e. When a dude this he is the absolute shit, but is actually a big dipshit that rarely gets laid.
i.e. When a dude this he is the absolute shit, but is actually a big dipshit that rarely gets laid.
I cannot believe your friend Kim is enfatuated with Alan. That dude is the biggest damn toolshed I have ever seen in my life.
flying rhino
When one girl straps a dildo on her head (usually drenched with warm sperm), puts a pair of pre-creamed panties in her mouth, gets on all four, makes a sound like Dino from the Flintstones, takes off full blast and jack-rams the dildo into another girls asshole. This typically sends the girl who got nailed flying through the air. The term "girl" is interchangeable with "ass-banging homo."
As I peered through the lesbian's window, I witnessed a fat bitch perform the flying rhino on her skinny lesbian partner. I read in the paper the next day that surgery was required to remove the dildo from her ass.
flying rhino by TWON March 8, 2004
DOD
Dick Of Death. What you give a girl that you have been wanting to nail for a long time, usually resulting in the girl lacking desire for sex for a while because you literally killed the pussy.
Dude, that blonde bombshell from the gym came home with me Saturday night and I gave her the DOD in every orifice. After I jizzed in her mouth, she just laid there like a zombie.