loltimate 

1. Absolutely hilarious. Lolworthy to the max.
2. Maximally pathetic, corny, or lame.

Brother Theodore's quadrupedism screed was the loltimate comedy routine.

Then he got up on stage and performed the song he wrote about he, in front of dozens of my friends -- the loltimate romantic gesture.

loltimate by Twizzard June 10, 2018

lostibate 

To masturbate to the television show "Lost" or one of the show's characters.

Yeah man, it's Wednesday, I'm going to go home to lostibate.

lostibate by lockecocke February 27, 2009

Lolihatemylife 

A pathetic, syphilis riddled, piece of ghetto fuck meat that likes to anonymously bully kids online. Always appears nervous and out of place...looking around waiting on the day that her identity is exposed and her pitiful existance is snuffed out when she least expects it...usually by ripping out her nasty cunt and shoving it down her throat. She usually ends up in a shallow grave.

Dave: Hey Bob, dont fuck Lolihatemylife..... your dick will fall off.

Bob: i know dude! Thats the nastiest ugliest cum bucket I've ever seen!

Lolihatemylife by Fuckuslut October 16, 2018

loftiate 

Loftiate (or loftiating) means to judge in a kind and friendly way

I'm loftiating that couple over there.

Here loftiate means to ship, like and judge the couple.

loftiate by Yakult over actimel every time November 30, 2015

loftiate 

Loftiating (or loftiating) means to judge in a kind and friendly way.

I'm loftiating that couple over there. Here loftiate means to ship and like the couple while judging.

loftiate by Yakult over actimel every time November 30, 2015

Logitimate 

When you are using log data to make a data based inquiry

I'm asking you a logitimate question about your activities.

Logitimate by secnewt March 29, 2024

Ltimate 

L-timate simply means An ultimate L or ultimate loser

“Bro your and Ltimate”
“Only a Ltimate can’t copy even after supplying chits”

Ltimate by Subway Streamer March 31, 2025