Turtle's definitions

ex

what me and calillo will do some time

andrew: suicide NOW
calillo: mother...
andrew: fine...how bout some ex?
calillo: oh cool, that's better than grabbing the ped

by turtle May 20, 2004

E-Slut

A girl who hits on, cybers with, and acts generally sexually needy with differnet person on the internet. The girl may not be a slut in real life, becuase of multiple reasons, one being her incredable ugliness.

XSnowBAbE09X is an e-slut, she goes into AIM chatrooms and tries to cyber with others.

by Turtle January 15, 2004

njizzle

A boy who acts like he has gone through puberty, but has not. Usually this act is put on to impress his friends. Most njizzles mkae up stories on their many adventures in the word of masturbation.

Smezra is a stupid njizzle.

by Turtle November 6, 2003

jock

Something used to hold up your Nuts. If it is used in reference to a person it means a gay faggot who gets all the chicks but secretly wants guys.

Think of any school athelete who gets all the chicks.

by Turtle May 31, 2003

THE JENNINATOR

when a juicy slobbering dog puts his tongue on his butt then his owner puts peanut butter on his balls and lets the dog lick it up until he gets an orgasm and catches the jizz in his hand. then he proceeds and pets the dog to get hairs all over his hand and then he goes to find his mom and wipes the fucking jizz/hair ball on her face to pay her back for yelling at him and beating and molesting him when he was 6 years old

omg mom! you're such a bitch. tonight when you're sleeping i'm giving you a jenninator!

by turtle October 18, 2004

riffin

An insane person who luffs billeh and cone ^^

*points to riffin* o.o

by Turtle August 28, 2003

garblnak

when a faggot sucks a dick and chokes on the cum and dies. then a paramedic gives him mouth to mouth and when the fag wakes up the paramedic gets a mouthful of jizz and then he beats the shit out of the faggot but can't talk right so he says FUCKING GARBLNAK!

i'm going to kill you garblnak fag

by turtle November 5, 2006