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andrew: suicide NOW
calillo: mother...
andrew: fine...how bout some ex?
calillo: oh cool, that's better than grabbing the ped
calillo: mother...
andrew: fine...how bout some ex?
calillo: oh cool, that's better than grabbing the ped
by turtle May 20, 2004
Get the ex mug.when a faggot sucks a dick and chokes on the cum and dies. then a paramedic gives him mouth to mouth and when the fag wakes up the paramedic gets a mouthful of jizz and then he beats the shit out of the faggot but can't talk right so he says FUCKING GARBLNAK!
by turtle November 5, 2006
Get the garblnak mug.when a juicy slobbering dog puts his tongue on his butt then his owner puts peanut butter on his balls and lets the dog lick it up until he gets an orgasm and catches the jizz in his hand. then he proceeds and pets the dog to get hairs all over his hand and then he goes to find his mom and wipes the fucking jizz/hair ball on her face to pay her back for yelling at him and beating and molesting him when he was 6 years old
by turtle October 18, 2004
Get the THE JENNINATOR mug.Hoodbury is Woodbury but ghetto, because everyone thinks that people in Woodbury, MN are rich ass bujus who use their money for worthless things like H2 hummers
by turtle November 21, 2004
Get the Hoodbury mug.When smoking weed, if you take a hit and some weed goes through your piece and enters your mouth, also known as "shit on"
by turtle November 21, 2004
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