Turtle's definitions
when a faggot sucks a dick and chokes on the cum and dies. then a paramedic gives him mouth to mouth and when the fag wakes up the paramedic gets a mouthful of jizz and then he beats the shit out of the faggot but can't talk right so he says FUCKING GARBLNAK!
by turtle November 5, 2006

by Turtle August 28, 2003


A boy who acts like he has gone through puberty, but has not. Usually this act is put on to impress his friends. Most njizzles mkae up stories on their many adventures in the word of masturbation.
Smezra is a stupid njizzle.
by Turtle November 6, 2003

by Turtle October 28, 2003

by Turtle February 24, 2005

Something used to hold up your Nuts. If it is used in reference to a person it means a gay faggot who gets all the chicks but secretly wants guys.
by Turtle May 31, 2003
