Turtle's definitions

THE JENNINATOR

when a juicy slobbering dog puts his tongue on his butt then his owner puts peanut butter on his balls and lets the dog lick it up until he gets an orgasm and catches the jizz in his hand. then he proceeds and pets the dog to get hairs all over his hand and then he goes to find his mom and wipes the fucking jizz/hair ball on her face to pay her back for yelling at him and beating and molesting him when he was 6 years old

omg mom! you're such a bitch. tonight when you're sleeping i'm giving you a jenninator!

by turtle October 18, 2004

garblnak

when a faggot sucks a dick and chokes on the cum and dies. then a paramedic gives him mouth to mouth and when the fag wakes up the paramedic gets a mouthful of jizz and then he beats the shit out of the faggot but can't talk right so he says FUCKING GARBLNAK!

i'm going to kill you garblnak fag

by turtle November 5, 2006

buju

Your mom's side of the family is buddhist and your dad's side is jewish, or the other way around

shut up buju

by turtle June 8, 2003

njizzle

A boy who acts like he has gone through puberty, but has not. Usually this act is put on to impress his friends. Most njizzles mkae up stories on their many adventures in the word of masturbation.

Smezra is a stupid njizzle.

by Turtle November 6, 2003

shalln't

A word that should be in the dictionary. Means shall not, or in simple english, won't.

I shalln't kill the zebra.

by Turtle October 28, 2003

jock

Something used to hold up your Nuts. If it is used in reference to a person it means a gay faggot who gets all the chicks but secretly wants guys.

Think of any school athelete who gets all the chicks.

by Turtle May 31, 2003

Hoodbury

Hoodbury is Woodbury but ghetto, because everyone thinks that people in Woodbury, MN are rich ass bujus who use their money for worthless things like H2 hummers

Hoodbury is so boring, all there is to do is smoke, drink, and fuck

by turtle November 21, 2004