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garblnak

when a faggot sucks a dick and chokes on the cum and dies. then a paramedic gives him mouth to mouth and when the fag wakes up the paramedic gets a mouthful of jizz and then he beats the shit out of the faggot but can't talk right so he says FUCKING GARBLNAK!
i'm going to kill you garblnak fag
by turtle November 5, 2006
mugGet the garblnakmug.

riffin

An insane person who luffs billeh and cone ^^
*points to riffin* o.o
by Turtle August 28, 2003
mugGet the riffinmug.

Pissbitch

a bitch that gets easily pissed
skank whore slut bitch
The ultimate dis for bitches
Stacy is a pissbitch.
by Turtle December 3, 2006
mugGet the Pissbitchmug.

njizzle

A boy who acts like he has gone through puberty, but has not. Usually this act is put on to impress his friends. Most njizzles mkae up stories on their many adventures in the word of masturbation.
Smezra is a stupid njizzle.
by Turtle November 6, 2003
mugGet the njizzlemug.

shalln't

A word that should be in the dictionary. Means shall not, or in simple english, won't.
I shalln't kill the zebra.
by Turtle October 28, 2003
mugGet the shalln'tmug.

spangle

'SPANGLE' can also be used instead of calling someone a nugget.
When someone is clowning around you could say 'Give over you Spangle'
by Turtle February 24, 2005
mugGet the spanglemug.

jock

Something used to hold up your Nuts. If it is used in reference to a person it means a gay faggot who gets all the chicks but secretly wants guys.
Think of any school athelete who gets all the chicks.
by Turtle May 31, 2003
mugGet the jockmug.

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