Pinapple

You just spelled pineapple wrong over the internet.
Are you high?

Bob:"I like pinapples!"
Jim:"You mean pineapples?"
Bob:"Sorry Autocorrect!"
Jim:"But we are talking in real-life?"
Bob: *wipes forehead*
Jim:"Dont wipe my fucking forehead ever again."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Amoggle

Among Us but typed by a 6 year old who misses some chromosomes.

Jimmy:"Amoggle."
Jack:"Please i have a wife and three kids..."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Neo Ottomanism

Its Neo-Nazism but with extra steps.
The followers are reffered to as Ottomanites

Ahmed:"Im a follower of Neo Ottomanism!"
Alex:"No wonder your parents hate you!"

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Geert Wilders

Turks and Morrocans hate him because he is a patriot to his country.
He is the leading figure of the Dutch PVV.
He is a far right politician (turkish media calls him far left)and is strongly anti-islamic
His hair looks like it hasnt been washed for years.
He is a great guy in my oppinion.

Geert Wilders:"MINDER MARROKANEN!"
Me:"Yes."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Western Sahara

A piece of desert illegaly annexed by Morroco.
And to all those triggered morrocans, history doesnt matter the Western Sahara is a example of illegal annexation

Morrocan:"Western Sahara is Morroco!!!!!!"

Person with a IQ higher than 1:"No."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Greece

A beautiful country that shares borders with Albania,Bulgaria,North-Macedonia and Turkey (Ew)

Bob:"Im going to Greece!"
Jim:"Ok."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021