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Definitions by TurkeyisnotEU

Geert Wilders 

Turks and Morrocans hate him because he is a patriot to his country.
He is the leading figure of the Dutch PVV.
He is a far right politician (turkish media calls him far left)and is strongly anti-islamic
His hair looks like it hasnt been washed for years.
He is a great guy in my oppinion.
Geert Wilders:"MINDER MARROKANEN!"
Me:"Yes."
Geert Wilders by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021
You just spelled pineapple wrong over the internet.
Are you high?
Bob:"I like pinapples!"
Jim:"You mean pineapples?"
Bob:"Sorry Autocorrect!"
Jim:"But we are talking in real-life?"
Bob: *wipes forehead*
Jim:"Dont wipe my fucking forehead ever again."
Pinapple by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Bashar al-Assad 

A very based man that was democratically elected as the president of Syria and was shown as a tyrant in Western Propaganda.
Bashar al-Assad:"America fucked over my country like Iraq :("
Person:"Poor guy."
Among Us but typed by a 6 year old who misses some chromosomes.
Jimmy:"Amoggle."
Jack:"Please i have a wife and three kids..."
Amoggle by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021
A beautiful country that shares borders with Albania,Bulgaria,North-Macedonia and Turkey (Ew)
Bob:"Im going to Greece!"
Jim:"Ok."
Greece by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Neo Ottomanism 

Its Neo-Nazism but with extra steps.
The followers are reffered to as Ottomanites
Ahmed:"Im a follower of Neo Ottomanism!"
Alex:"No wonder your parents hate you!"