TurkeyisnotEU's definitions

Pinapple

You just spelled pineapple wrong over the internet.
Are you high?

Bob:"I like pinapples!"
Jim:"You mean pineapples?"
Bob:"Sorry Autocorrect!"
Jim:"But we are talking in real-life?"
Bob: *wipes forehead*
Jim:"Dont wipe my fucking forehead ever again."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Bashar al-Assad

A very based man that was democratically elected as the president of Syria and was shown as a tyrant in Western Propaganda.

Bashar al-Assad:"America fucked over my country like Iraq :("
Person:"Poor guy."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Amogus

A 21st Century method of torture used by the USA.

Amogus

by TurkeyisnotEU June 23, 2021

Furry

Dumb ass degenarates that pretend to be animals.

1.furry 2.anti furry

1."Hewwo UwU *nuzzles your bulgy wulgy* whats this OwO?"

2."A Glock 17 9mm" *shoots that furfag in the balls*

1."OOOOWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK!"

2."Not like you were gonna use them anyways,i mean come on man you are dressed as a animal you cant get any pussy like that."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Anarchism

1.The belief that all governments are oppresive

2.The state of a country (mass riots/terrorism/uprisings)

1.
Guy:"All governments are oppresive,this is why we need Anarchism."
2.
UN:"The country of Somalia is a modern day representation of a country in Anarchism."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Philippines

A shitty bunch of islands clammed together.

Dwayne:"Philippines is a dumb country thats useless to Asia and the rest."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021