Tuna Wanda's definitions

pew

A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.

I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

taco bender

A Mexican. A person of Mexican heritage living in the USA.

Rachel, I'd like you to meet Rico, my favorite taco bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

wobblyfloppers

Large breasts that wobble and flop when a woman walks.

Gee, Judy, these guys in the Black Elk Inn love to look at my flannel shirt.

Come on, Wanda, they're just gawking at your wobblyfloppers.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

Candy Ass

A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.

That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.

by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005

NOW

A national organization for bull dykes, diesel dykes, and radical feminists.

Don't open that door for me, you vile pig! I belong to NOW!

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

yuppie puppie

A day care brat. The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A child raised without its mother among many others of its kind. It has no manners, no discipline. If it is female, it is saddled with a name like Cassidy or Madison or Shropshire. If it is male, it never learns to be masculine.

Yuppie puppies are the future of America. Unfortunately, they are all going to be future yuppies and soccer moms and liberals.

Donald and Taylor have two female yuppie puppies named Chungus and Fiester.

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

church key

A beer can opener. Unfortunately, use of this instrument has declined since the pop top appeared in the mid 1960s.

Lolly and Harriet are bringing the beer. Don't forget to bring a church key.

by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005