Tuna Wanda's definitions
At the checkout line, a snot nosed soccer mom asked to cut in line because she had to pick up her brat at day care. I told her to bugger off.
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?
I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.
That Benny is a real schlockmeister!
I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.
That Benny is a real schlockmeister!
by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

An age when people who have had the marvelous blessings of living in a Judeo-Christian tradition, a free education, free libraries, and access to information, reject everything they have learned, and all of their common sense. They adopt the customs of people who live with cobras in the road, and pretend to believe in reincarnation. This leads to such preposterous principles as "meat is murder."
Who were you in your previous life, Rebekah?
Previous life?!! What do you think I am, a Hindu? A snake charmer? An ass-trologer? A New Age Yuppie? Come on, Rosemary, gimme a break!
New Age Yuppie: Don't take part in the rodeo! Meat is murder!
Cowboy: Get outta my way, you brainless New Age twerp! That steer sure as hell ain't MY grandpa!
Previous life?!! What do you think I am, a Hindu? A snake charmer? An ass-trologer? A New Age Yuppie? Come on, Rosemary, gimme a break!
New Age Yuppie: Don't take part in the rodeo! Meat is murder!
Cowboy: Get outta my way, you brainless New Age twerp! That steer sure as hell ain't MY grandpa!
by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?
I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.
I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.
by Tuna Wanda January 12, 2007

adj. Following the crowd, just like a mindless sheep.
noun. A mindless sheep who follows the crowd. Never, ever thinks. Never strives to be a unique individual. Someone who is not a leader, but a follower.
noun. A mindless sheep who follows the crowd. Never, ever thinks. Never strives to be a unique individual. Someone who is not a leader, but a follower.
It's trendy to get a tattoo, so Lisa got a tattoo. It's trendy to eat deep fried Twinkies, so Mona eats deep fried Twinkies. It's trendy to become a poofter, so Lennie decided to become a poofter. It's trendy for effeminate guys to drive chick cars, so Brian drives a chick car. All of these people are trendy.
by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005
