by Tsarstepan February 07, 2019
Main Entry: DIC (dik)
Function: abbreviation
–noun
a "hypothetical" and mostly unacknowledged global organization existing to keep wayward and troubled teenagers (read as all teenagers) detained and "occupied" at high school as long as allowed after the official school hours without violating their habeas corpus rights.
Origin:
D(etention) I(ndustrial) C(omplex) Akin to the Military Industrial Complex or the Prison Industrial Complex.
Function: abbreviation
–noun
a "hypothetical" and mostly unacknowledged global organization existing to keep wayward and troubled teenagers (read as all teenagers) detained and "occupied" at high school as long as allowed after the official school hours without violating their habeas corpus rights.
Origin:
D(etention) I(ndustrial) C(omplex) Akin to the Military Industrial Complex or the Prison Industrial Complex.
This collective DIC exists to profit off the sweat and tears of all bored and restless teenagers in the developed world.;
Boyfriend: "Do you want to get a slice of pizza after school today?"
Girlfriend: "I can't. The DIC is conspiring to keep me late after school in detention for the rest of the week. Just because I dared called Ayn Rand, teacher's favorite fascist writer, a selfish and callous wench!"
Boyfriend: "Do you want to get a slice of pizza after school today?"
Girlfriend: "I can't. The DIC is conspiring to keep me late after school in detention for the rest of the week. Just because I dared called Ayn Rand, teacher's favorite fascist writer, a selfish and callous wench!"
by Tsarstepan April 11, 2010
-adjective
1. engaged in ingenious activities
2. characterized by cleverness or originality of problem solving
—Related forms
hy·per·in·ge·nu·i·tive, adjective
su·per·in·ge·nu·i·tive, adjective.
1. engaged in ingenious activities
2. characterized by cleverness or originality of problem solving
—Related forms
hy·per·in·ge·nu·i·tive, adjective
su·per·in·ge·nu·i·tive, adjective.
The Doctor acting under the everlooming stress of another day's global genocide, saved the human race with his superingenuitive manipulation of his sonic screwdriver, a box of paperclips, a case of steel wool brillo pads, and the guts of a Nintendo 3ds.
by Tsarstepan September 10, 2010
noun {plan-it-nuh-vawr}
an animal, alien, planet, or star that eats an entire planet or planets.
related forms:
planetnivorous, planetnivoral
an animal, alien, planet, or star that eats an entire planet or planets.
related forms:
planetnivorous, planetnivoral
The Hubble space telescope has spotted a planetnivore star in the act of devouring a codependent planet that is orbiting around that star as reported in a science article published in the CS Monitor.
by Tsarstepan May 23, 2010
noun {kat-mah}
1.
Cattuism, Felinism. action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results from ones treatment of cat(s), good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Cattuism one of the means of reaching Purrrrman.
2.
Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person's deeds for or against cats in the previous incarnation.
3.
fate; destiny.
Synonyms: prefelination, prepurrmination, catlot, kittenmet.
4.
the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something where good or bad things happened to cat(s).
1.
Cattuism, Felinism. action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results from ones treatment of cat(s), good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Cattuism one of the means of reaching Purrrrman.
2.
Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person's deeds for or against cats in the previous incarnation.
3.
fate; destiny.
Synonyms: prefelination, prepurrmination, catlot, kittenmet.
4.
the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something where good or bad things happened to cat(s).
I hear that the last owner of the Candie Land Plantation drowned a bag of kittens. Let's get out of this cursed place. It reeks of bad katma.
by Tsarstepan March 18, 2015
Coote {Pronounced as koot instead of cute's kyoot}
adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.
-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.
Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.
-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.
Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
Little child: Mommy! Look! Bobby's boa constrictor is giving my new pet hamster Silly Sally a bear hug! How coote!!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)
Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)
Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!
by Tsarstepan December 24, 2010
wurk-shmurz
–verb (used with object)
1. to declare a particular work assignment or job to be bad, unfit, invalid, or illegal.
2. to condemn as a waste of time: to workschmerz a job.
3. to bring condemnation against the institution of employment.
4. to swear at or curse, using the word “workschmerz”: Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!
–verb (used without object)
6. to use the word “workschmerz”; swear.
–interjection
7. (used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.)
–noun
8. the utterance of “workschmerz” in swearing or for emphasis.
9. something of negligible value: this paycheck isn't worth a workschmerz.
–adjective
10. workschmerzed (defs. 2, 3).
–adverb
workschmerzed
Related forms:
workschmerzer, noun; workschmerzing, adjective,
–verb (used with object)
1. to declare a particular work assignment or job to be bad, unfit, invalid, or illegal.
2. to condemn as a waste of time: to workschmerz a job.
3. to bring condemnation against the institution of employment.
4. to swear at or curse, using the word “workschmerz”: Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!
–verb (used without object)
6. to use the word “workschmerz”; swear.
–interjection
7. (used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.)
–noun
8. the utterance of “workschmerz” in swearing or for emphasis.
9. something of negligible value: this paycheck isn't worth a workschmerz.
–adjective
10. workschmerzed (defs. 2, 3).
–adverb
workschmerzed
Related forms:
workschmerzer, noun; workschmerzing, adjective,
Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!;
My supervisor wants me to work late on this workschmerzing account.;
Dude! The man is keeping me down! Why must I workschmerz my entire life away.;
Make love not workschmerz!
My supervisor wants me to work late on this workschmerzing account.;
Dude! The man is keeping me down! Why must I workschmerz my entire life away.;
Make love not workschmerz!
by Tsarstepan February 07, 2010