TrumpisDad's definitions

Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!

We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

Trayvon Vert

One of the edgiest, dankest memelords of today’s society. Residing in the far off land of maple syrup. (Also known as Canada) he regularly makes and posts memes from the luxury of his parent’s basement.

Did you see that Trayvon Vert post yesterday?

Yeah man, he beats all the shitty normie accounts by far.

by TrumpisDad February 6, 2018

Faith

A bitch who'll rob you dry of you money and give the shittiest sex of your life. She also a world-class marijuana blazer.

Faith broke my dick, my heart, and my bank account.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

Fucknut

A person who fucks a person's nuts.

Please don't touch my nuts. You're being a fucknut.

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

Trumpfiction

A fan fiction containing our silky haired savior, Donald "Thicc" Trump

"Only 16 inches? Your Trumpfiction is shit"

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

Barry B Benson

A bee that makes all men feel inadequate due to his penis size

That boy fine as Barry B Benson

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

Mother 3

A game that will never be released in America because Reggie's body isn't ready, yet Lucas remains in Super Smash Bros.

Mother 3 won't be released because Nintendo likes to censor shit.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016