15 definitions by TrumpisDad

Fucknut

A person who fucks a person's nuts.

Please don't touch my nuts. You're being a fucknut.

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

Faith

A bitch who'll rob you dry of you money and give the shittiest sex of your life. She also a world-class marijuana blazer.

Faith broke my dick, my heart, and my bank account.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

CJ

The nickname for a slut that's real name is Cock Jizz. They regularly fight people who they think are threats to their bitches. Most are tall and horny as fuck.

Hey girl, wanna see a movie tomorrow?

Sorry I'm dating CJ.

FUCK

by TrumpisDad December 6, 2016

Trumpfiction

A fan fiction containing our silky haired savior, Donald "Thicc" Trump

"Only 16 inches? Your Trumpfiction is shit"

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

Mother 3

A game that will never be released in America because Reggie's body isn't ready, yet Lucas remains in Super Smash Bros.

Mother 3 won't be released because Nintendo likes to censor shit.

by TrumpisDad December 3, 2016

Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!

We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

Yacht Club

A snobby club, where rich people come to brag about all the shit they own when other people are starving and dying in Africa, and they could've fed that Lamborghini they just bought to someone hungry in Africa.

I went to the Yacht Club to share my incredible story of buying the Empire State Building for a small loan of a million dollars.

by TrumpisDad December 3, 2016