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Definitions by True_Lust

A gender neutral and non-binary inclusive version of “Latino.” Derived from Chicanx.
Latinx people typically don’t appreciate Donald Trump’s domestic policy on immigration.
Latinx by True_Lust July 21, 2019

The CollegeBoard

Despised even by AP teachers, this greedy but “not-for-profit” company crushes people’s dreams everyday.
Dude 1: I just took my AP Chemistry exam. That felt like a fat L.
Dude 2: Fuck the CollegeBoard amirite?
The CollegeBoard by True_Lust July 21, 2019
The rapper who dropped out of Harvard to “save the rap game” but is the first rapper people point to when lamenting about mumble rap.
Lil Pump arose to fame by publishing a song where he repeated “Gucci Gang” over and over again and described his nonexistent sexual exploits.
Lil Pump by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Antidisestablishmentarianism

1. Opposition to the movement opposing the Anglican Church in England in the late 1800s.
2. The only long word that I know how to spell.
Dude 1: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Dude 2: Do you even know what that means?
Dude 1: That is a pronoun used to refer to singular nouns.
1. (Gibberish dialect) Roughly translates to “I have a loyal fanbase”
2. (Exclamatory phrase) Fuck Trump

Origin: On May 31st, 2017 at 12:06 am EDT, President of the United States Donald Trump tweeted “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”
Dude 1: Trump was being racist.
Dude 2: Trump is being racist every second of his existence.
Dude 1: Still, covfefe.

Dude 2: Wait what?
Dude 1: Fuck Trump
Dude 2: Oh yeah.
Covfefe by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Pseudoscience 

Noun - The process by which my grandmother reasons to her conclusion that Earth was created 6,000 years ago with fully evolved organisms.
Dude 1: Bro, this study says that using cell phones causes cancer.
Dude 2: (peruses study design and results) Looks like pseudoscience to me.
Dude 1: But it’s true because I’m afraid that it’s true.
Dude 2: Well, I’m afraid that it’s not true.
Pseudoscience by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Andrew Yang 

This man is the last and only true prophet to ever walk this Earth. Vote for him in the Democratic primaries.
Dude 1: Between Andrew Yang and Joe Biden, who do I choose?
Dude 2: Andrew Yang is woke af not gonna lie.
Dude 1: True. Hope he wins against Trump.
Andrew Yang by True_Lust July 21, 2019