Joint to 5:00

Time that comes after Beer :30

Man-Hey what time is it ?

Dude-I looked about a Hour and a half ago so it must be Joint to 5:00

by troubledemon March 17, 2010

A Skinny

A very thin woman

Man 1-Wow look at her man is she A Skinny person or what?

Man2-Dude she is so skinny she could walk thru a harp!

by troubledemon March 27, 2010

Ilean

This is what you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other.

Man1-Hey i bet you I know that womens name over there.Its Ilean

Man2-How do you know that?

Man1-Because she has one leg shorter than the other,lol

by Troubledemon February 24, 2010

letter in the mail box

This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!

aka - wedgey

boy-ha look at that lady mommy she has a letter in the mail box like you had yesterday.

by troubledemon March 27, 2009

Landscum

A landlord that will not do any repairs to the house that he rents.

1-Jim- hey did you get your roof fixed?
2-Mark- Nope my stupid landscum had to put his boat in the water and buy a new car so he didnt enough left over .

by troubledemon August 02, 2009

Ripping Jag

Consistant drinking and or wild partying on ones behalf for a long period of time.

(3days to a week or more straight without stoping or changeing clothes )

(1 week or more full blown acoholic)

Jim says -Hey have you seen Steve around?

Matt says-Yeah he is off on another Ripping Jag .

by troubledemon March 25, 2009

Slanted Eyed Slinky

A very attractive Asian woman that looks very sexy

Hey check out that Slanted Eyed Slinky over there .

Yeah she is hot !

by troubledemon March 09, 2012