Troubledemon's definitions

streetsmartness

A person who knows what the deal is in his surroundings.

1-I was gonna rob his ass but he used his streetsmartness on me and I ended up giveing him my money and gun.

2-Oh dont mess with that dude you can tell the way he is standing there he has streetsmartness ,

by troubledemon April 22, 2009

Joint to 5:00

Time that comes after Beer :30

Man-Hey what time is it ?

Dude-I looked about a Hour and a half ago so it must be Joint to 5:00

by troubledemon March 17, 2010

Ilean

This is what you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other.

Man1-Hey i bet you I know that womens name over there.Its Ilean

Man2-How do you know that?

Man1-Because she has one leg shorter than the other,lol

by Troubledemon February 24, 2010

pusscuits

hot woman at breakfast table.when a man cant think of nothing but the hot woman sitting at the table ,dreaming of her ,loathing ,

could you please pass the pusscuits !

by troubledemon March 23, 2009

Slanted Eyed Slinky

A very attractive Asian woman that looks very sexy

Hey check out that Slanted Eyed Slinky over there .

Yeah she is hot !

by troubledemon June 20, 2012

Crap Sack

AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!

Man says - That guy there really pisses me off

Man2 says-Why

Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,

Man2-I would Kick his Ass

Man1-Next time I will

by troubledemon March 8, 2010

letter in the mail box

This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!

aka - wedgey

boy-ha look at that lady mommy she has a letter in the mail box like you had yesterday.

by troubledemon March 27, 2009