Troubledemon's definitions

scared shity

When a person is scared so bad that they shit themself .

jim-Hey lol did you see steve last night?

tom-Yeah at the pary.

jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!

tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol

by troubledemon November 24, 2009

shit list

Usually happens at work sometimes at home , upon doing something wrong or just straight up not doing it at all.

hey-why is the boss so pissed off at you today?

I forgot to do what he said yesterday ,now iam on his shit list.


husband-I told her they didnt have that kind of shampoo at the store ,she dont beleive me now iam on her shit list.

by troubledemon March 30, 2009

Headroid

when a pain in the ass moves to your head

Hey stop being such a headroid

by troubledemon April 25, 2010

Beached

This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.

Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!

Friend-You dont mean?

Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.

by troubledemon April 2, 2009

Glazed Doughnuts

When a man and a women have a all night fuckfest after drinking and or partying ,they will wake up in the morning and have a glazed doughnut look on their faces .

Woman -Wake up someones at the door !!

Man- Well answer the damn thing!

Woman-I have to freshin up first!

Man- Why?

Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!

by troubledemon May 27, 2010

Landscum

A landlord that will not do any repairs to the house that he rents.

1-Jim- hey did you get your roof fixed?
2-Mark- Nope my stupid landscum had to put his boat in the water and buy a new car so he didnt enough left over .

by troubledemon August 1, 2009

tittysatchel

1-a bra,

tom-Hey that woman over there is not wearing a tittysatchel!

matt-Yeah I see that the headlights are beaming!

by troubledemon August 1, 2009