Troubledemon's definitions

GFS

GO FUCK SELF when you dont have alot of time to express ones whole meaning like go fuck yourself faster version

GFS mother fucker i didnt do it!

by troubledemon March 31, 2009

shampipple

1-The late great Red Fox coined it a mixture of shampange and ripple wine

Fred -This is my favorite wine !

Grady -What is it?

Fred -Its shampipple

by troubledemon March 31, 2009

Proud Of Ya

When a person fucks something up and you want to have fun on their behalf.

Tommy-Hey I tried really hard to get the pipe to stop leaking but it wont stop.

jim-Proud Of Ya where is the fucking leak numbnutts?

by troubledemon March 31, 2009

author troubledemon

When a person wants people to see and give thumbs up on all his funny stuff on urbandictionary he types in his name so as to get other to look!!

hey did you see all the fucking funny stuff that author troubledemon has made up on urbandictionary?

by troubledemon March 31, 2009

Beached

This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.

Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!

Friend-You dont mean?

Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.

by troubledemon April 2, 2009

Disel Fitter

1-A man who works in a factory that produces womens stockings and holds them up in front of his eyes and looks to the next guy and seys disel fitter meaning(these will fit her )

Joe -Hey how long have you been a disel fitter?


Lou-Oh about 20 yrs now.

by troubledemon April 5, 2009

snot wash

When a person goes to blow their nose and the tissue or snot rag that they have isnt big enough to hold all the snot thats comeing out ,can be embarassing .

Jim says- Hey where did your friend go?


Steve laughs and says-He had to go to the bathroom and clean his face off.


Jim says- why?



Steve says-He just pulled a snot wash all over his face.


Jim says- yeah i saw that but didnt want to sey anything haha

by troubledemon April 7, 2009