Troubledemon's definitions
AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!
Man says - That guy there really pisses me off
Man2 says-Why
Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,
Man2-I would Kick his Ass
Man1-Next time I will
Man2 says-Why
Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,
Man2-I would Kick his Ass
Man1-Next time I will
by troubledemon March 8, 2010

hot woman at breakfast table.when a man cant think of nothing but the hot woman sitting at the table ,dreaming of her ,loathing ,
by troubledemon March 23, 2009

When a man and a women have a all night fuckfest after drinking and or partying ,they will wake up in the morning and have a glazed doughnut look on their faces .
Woman -Wake up someones at the door !!
Man- Well answer the damn thing!
Woman-I have to freshin up first!
Man- Why?
Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!
Man- Well answer the damn thing!
Woman-I have to freshin up first!
Man- Why?
Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!
by troubledemon May 27, 2010

A garage that is really decked out with some of the best things that money can buy! Fantsy tool boxes crown molding nice car nice bar fridge .Just a cool place to hang out!
Jim -What is going on steve?
Steve-Iam heading over to the Garaj Mahal .
Jim-Ok tell Pete I will be there in a couple minutes .
Steve-Iam heading over to the Garaj Mahal .
Jim-Ok tell Pete I will be there in a couple minutes .
by troubledemon September 6, 2009

When a Cheating woman sexting her lover on the side punches the wrong phone # and sends it to another .
Guy-Hey I don't recognize this # with a text message.
Wife-Leme see that.
Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?
Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!
Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #
Wife-Leme see that.
Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?
Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!
Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #
by troubledemon March 1, 2010

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010

Kid-Eww margaret farted
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!
by troubledemon March 28, 2010
