Troubledemon's definitions

PDMBACMS

Pull Down My Britches And Call Me Stinky

Man 1-Hey I won the lottery last night!
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Man 2 Well pdmbacms

by troubledemon March 24, 2010

frick in fries

just how it sounds

Man-Where are those fricking fries

Man2-You know there is no frick in fries

by troubledemon March 24, 2010

Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing

by troubledemon January 24, 2010

Dude Lounge

This is the place where a man places his penis!

Jim says-Hey after we was at the bar last night ,you just took off .Where did you go?

Pete says-I was at the dude lounge all night with this women i met!

by troubledemon October 31, 2009

scared shity

When a person is scared so bad that they shit themself .

jim-Hey lol did you see steve last night?

tom-Yeah at the pary.

jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!

tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol

by troubledemon November 24, 2009

I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.

Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !

Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

by troubledemon December 4, 2009

Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .

Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!

by troubledemon December 23, 2009