by troubledemon March 24, 2010
When one is talking to a child whom was born in the late 80s or 90s .Because of their age they dont know what a record or skipping record was? 45 speed or 33 album so you have to use common sense so that they understand your old ass !
Son-Hey dad make sure you wash your hands cause you just went outside and had a cigarette and it smells.
Dad-Hey you sound like a skipping disc ok every time I walk in the house after smokeing you say the same fucking shit !I know it smells and i wash every time so shut the fuck up!
Dad-Hey you sound like a skipping disc ok every time I walk in the house after smokeing you say the same fucking shit !I know it smells and i wash every time so shut the fuck up!
by troubledemon September 05, 2009
Dude- My ole lady is so pissed off at me right now.
Other Dude-Why?
Dude-She says Iam stuck on Auto Fuck wanting to screw every day.
Other Dude-Why?
Dude-She says Iam stuck on Auto Fuck wanting to screw every day.
by troubledemon March 28, 2010
This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
by troubledemon April 02, 2009
Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?
Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .
Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .
Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.
Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?
Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .
Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .
Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.
Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?
by troubledemon February 25, 2010
When a person is surprised by something they just heard or saw meaning Holy Shit but they cant say it or spell it because they might get into trouble.Or already are.
teenager texting sibling
Boy-Hey sis sure am glad mom and dad are gone for another day ,Gives me a chance to clean the house after that wild party last night.
Sis-Uh didn't they call you ?They called me and said they are due home in 15 minutes.
Boy-Holy $*#@ ! iam screwed !
Boy-Hey sis sure am glad mom and dad are gone for another day ,Gives me a chance to clean the house after that wild party last night.
Sis-Uh didn't they call you ?They called me and said they are due home in 15 minutes.
Boy-Holy $*#@ ! iam screwed !
by troubledemon February 21, 2010
Tommy-Hey I tried really hard to get the pipe to stop leaking but it wont stop.
jim-Proud Of Ya where is the fucking leak numbnutts?
jim-Proud Of Ya where is the fucking leak numbnutts?
by troubledemon March 31, 2009