Troubledemon's definitions

The Crack

Construction workers language . A term used by a boss to inform a worker that work has been canceled for that day and he can sleep in .

Crack-wife,girlfriend,

Boss calling 6:00

Boss-Hey I just saw the radar on the news and it looks like it is going to rain all day .So stay close to the crack we are not working .

by troubledemon March 11, 2010

Cooter Snap

When having sex the woman thrusts her hips up and down real fast almost making a snapping sound .

Man-The next time we bang I want you to give me a whole bunch of those cooter snaps that was awesome!

by troubledemon February 25, 2010

fart bubbles

Little bubbles that appear on top the water when crabs fart!

Hey I was watching deadliest jobs and Captain Phill saw the fart bubbles and said put the baskets in here,

by troubledemon March 29, 2010

Cliff Hanger

When a snot is hanging on the rim or edge of your nose you can feel it but it dont seem to be hanging out but it is!

Dude wipe that cliff hanger off your nose !

by troubledemon March 8, 2010

Commit Nukacide

This is what happens when kim jon ill decides to threaten the United States with nuke bombs

!!! Special News Bulletin !!!

Leader of North Korea Is Ready To Commit Nukacide

by troubledemon March 26, 2010

Bingster

A person who uses microsofts new search engine instend of the others.

Jim -Hey how do I find out the football history on the Cleveland Browns ?

Steve-Bing It dude !

Jim-What?

Jim-Dont tell me that your not a Bingster!

by troubledemon August 1, 2009

midshit

verb-(mid-shiting)craping-flushing,wipeing,farting,flood,overflow

Tom said -Hey why do you look so mad ?

Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.

by troubledemon March 24, 2009