atsbestass

when a man is walking down the street and a woman walks by with real tight jeans on with a knockout ass with a good wiggle going on loking good oh yeah you know what iam talking about

man says-atsbestass I ever saw

by troubledemon April 07, 2009

Hot Fix

describes a sexual desire that has been met

Man-Hey I got me a hot fix last night.

Man2-What did you do wash your hands in real hot water before jacking off?

Man-No I went to the bar and met a really good looking woman and we went back to my place and had sex all night.

Man2-That is a hot fix

by Troubledemon February 25, 2010

Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .

Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!

by troubledemon December 23, 2009

Cold 40

40 ounce bottle of beer that is cold

I cant wait to get home and slam a cold 40

by troubledemon March 18, 2010

Auto Fuck

When a person cant stop fucking

Dude- My ole lady is so pissed off at me right now.

Other Dude-Why?

Dude-She says Iam stuck on Auto Fuck wanting to screw every day.

by troubledemon March 28, 2010