A high ranking officer (often the CEO) in an organization whose narcissistic need to appear "woke" eclipses his/her intelligence, common sense, obligation to stockholders or employers or even the welfare of the public at large. Wokexecutives are easy prey (or perhaps willing accomplices) to nearly any race hustler, poverty pimp or environmental whack job with whom they come in contact. The possibility that their behavior will ultimately lead to the downfall of the company or their dismissal rarely occurs to them--they generally wouldn't care anyway, because of "golden parachutes" which have been pre-funded. In no other setting is wokiocy more blatantly obvious.
Despite the fact her company is losing customers and just had to lay off a third of its workforce, that wokexecutive (pronounced woke zeck' you tiv) just doubled down on the contributions to an organization that decries capitalism in its mission statement!
by Travelingmankc February 18, 2023
Get the wokexecutivemug. A period in a person's life during which everything seems to be going wrong, but though the individual feels plagued by a series or massing of inconvenient occurrences, they are in fact petty annoyances, which even in aggregate are far less severe than an actual tragedy, such as a terminal illness or the loss of a loved one.
I was feeling really down about all the stuff that's been happening lately, but upon reflection I realize everything's just part of a crapisode, and I've weathered those before.
by Travelingmankc August 17, 2018
Get the crapisodemug. The love of new words. Neologiphilia is not a considered pathological condition unless a person becomes so obsessive about learning or conceiving new words that other areas of his/her life suffer.
People who spend inordinate amount of time perusing The Urban Dictionary are sometimes said to be affected by neologiphilia.
by Travelingmankc December 28, 2016
Get the neologiphiliamug. by Travelingmankc April 08, 2023
Get the harpmug. A portmanteau of "noble" and "constructive". An activity that is simultaneously noble and constructive.
by Travelingmankc July 06, 2022
Get the Nobstructivemug. A portmanteau of "woke" and "gimmickry"--woke gimmickry. Trying to sell or enhance the value of something by adding an element of wokeness.
A production of the venerable musical 1776 with a cast composed entirely of female and sundry gender nonconforming actors is a perfect example of wimmickry in the arts.
by Travelingmankc July 22, 2023
Get the wimmickrymug. You can be sure almost any bill introduced in Congress will include the 4 P's--Pork, Pet Projects, and Payoffs.
by Travelingmankc May 07, 2021
Get the The 4 P'smug.