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hoodly daddle 

The moon, according to the baby boomers who allegedly landed men there in their spare time.
The hoodly daddle sure is bright tonight! You know we landed a man there when I was only in high school? What have you done millennial!

daddle saddle 

A daddle saddle is a saddle for dads instead of horses, it's almost the same as a horse saddle but only used for queer dads to give their kid a fucking weird ride!
Queer dad gives his son a totally fucking weird ride on his brand new daddle saddle.
Texting system between a Dad and his adult children. Instead of googling, your Dad texts you and asks a question so you can Google it for him and relay the info.
Daddle, verb
Definition: When your Father refuses to Google and asks you instead.
Example text from Dad?
DAD: What was the name of that club in the Santa Cruz mountains back in the 70s? (Before my time)
Me: idk. (Daddle, 70s club in Santa Cruz mountains).
Me: Chateau Liberte
DAD: That's it! Thank you.
Me: You know you could have just googled.it.
DAD: I did.
Daddle by PoisnIvy August 31, 2019

Diddle Daddle 

1. To wast time or take your time.
Don't diddle daddle, we have to go now!
I figured we'ld just diddle daddle around the shopping mall to waste time.
Diddle Daddle by salie-cmt December 22, 2008

dilly daddle

when you are messing around rather than doing what you were supposed to be doing.
Casey: "Hey Billy what did you do this weekend?"
Billy: "Nothing really, I went to the movies and then just dilly daddled around."
dilly daddle by Doubtfire January 12, 2009

Dutch Draddle Spin 

The Dutch Draddle Spin is a sexual act, with new found popularity due to Israeli/Palestinian conflict, in which the male plays the protagonist and lead role, whilst his partner relaxes and enjoys the sensuality and vulgarity. He begins by inserting his erect member into either the pink or stink, both work however the shitpipe is preferable for intensity reasons. He then (whilst on top) rotates his body; with his penis the centre of rotation (resembling a draddle). Gradual pace of spin is increased until male participant is at chundering point; at this moment he flips his partner onto their front and expels the churned stomach content onto his partner's back and proceeds to draw the sacred Star of David using his (preferably circumcised) penis. The move finds humble beginnings in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah as a statement of disrespect for Jewish practices, (John 3:16).
Palestine boy: This is our country! Your mum is so dirty i fucked her and left her tramp ass begging for a Dutch Draddle Spin
Israeli boy: *Throws rock*