metrosexual

A claytons version of a poofter

I am just pretending to be gay, because it is apparently trendy

by Tracey December 09, 2003

Biffin's Bridge

The area between the vagina and the anus..cross if you dare!

Well it slipped out of the hole, across Biffin's Bridge and up the ante!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

doo daas

The gonads

God, he kicked me in the doo daas!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

Spazmaplastic

When someone becomes so overly excited or high on drugs that they begin to act stupidly to a point of extremity.

i'm feeling spazmaplastic
What a spazmaplastic
He/she is having a spazmaplastic fit

by Tracey February 15, 2004

fish-fry

Any situation involving a large group of women in a relatively small space. The term is derived from the smell of vaginal secretions.

Man, that self-defence class was a real fish-fry.

by Tracey December 28, 2003

cop off

To have a snog and act like a total slut

I copped off with 10 blokes last night

by Tracey September 13, 2003

waff

A womans fanny

Ooh - Ive got an itchy waff!

by Tracey August 29, 2003