poink

The action (and noise relating to this action) of piercing open a jar with a paper/foil seal on top, usually done with a spoon for best effect!

That poink made a very satisfying noise!

or

Can you poink the new jar of coffee for me?

by Tracey November 20, 2003

beachie

u iz a cool person

replace person with 'beachie' so u iz a cool beachie

by tracey March 24, 2004

metrosexual

A claytons version of a poofter

I am just pretending to be gay, because it is apparently trendy

by Tracey December 09, 2003

Biffin's Bridge

The area between the vagina and the anus..cross if you dare!

Well it slipped out of the hole, across Biffin's Bridge and up the ante!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

doo daas

The gonads

God, he kicked me in the doo daas!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

Spazmaplastic

When someone becomes so overly excited or high on drugs that they begin to act stupidly to a point of extremity.

i'm feeling spazmaplastic
What a spazmaplastic
He/she is having a spazmaplastic fit

by Tracey February 15, 2004

mudflaps

Unwashed clitoris

I went down there and it smelt like a bog!

by Tracey August 29, 2003