Total Chav's definitions

hooly

A fan of violence with no interest in football.

Look at him, the guy over there with a hole in his head and teh Liverpool shirt on .. he looks like a right hooly!!!

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

Indie kid

An individual. They enjoy unmanufactured (independent) music involving decent song writing and creativity.

Hes an indie kid.. what an idiot

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

chave

A middle class chav. Someone of a higher typical socio-economic background and with more pronounced Estuary English accent than the typical chav. However they are just as stupid

Victoria Beckam and Jodie Marsh are Chaves they are too rich to be Chavs!

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

porkface

A desciption of someone who has eaten all the pies and was very silly and jevenile to do so.

An egghead, a cabbage flagrant, a cauliflower eared fool such as Bernard Manning - a total porkface

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

liverpool

A football Club. It is supported by a bunch of 'glory boys' from the late '80's and other times when the club was actually any good. Few of the players are English, none of them have a brain and the manager is foreign. The supporters are trendies

Hes a trendy scallie liverpool supporter is Kev. What a glory boy.. shame they are rubbish now and he isn't from Liverpool

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

man utd

A truely magificient football club basking in great history and success achieved within the beautiful game. (Soccer) Simply the most talented bunch of individuals to step forth onto a football pitch anywhere in the world combined into one combined unit of 11 players. A bunch of men united by spirit, footballing ability and marketing.

He plays for man utd

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

boobs

Definitely larger and more classy than tits.

Kylie has tits, Kate Winslet has boobs.

by Total Chav September 24, 2005