Total Chav's definitions

porkface

A desciption of someone who has eaten all the pies and was very silly and jevenile to do so.

An egghead, a cabbage flagrant, a cauliflower eared fool such as Bernard Manning - a total porkface

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

Indie kid

An individual. They enjoy unmanufactured (independent) music involving decent song writing and creativity.

Hes an indie kid.. what an idiot

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

liverpool

A football Club. It is supported by a bunch of 'glory boys' from the late '80's and other times when the club was actually any good. Few of the players are English, none of them have a brain and the manager is foreign. The supporters are trendies

Hes a trendy scallie liverpool supporter is Kev. What a glory boy.. shame they are rubbish now and he isn't from Liverpool

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

hooly

A fan of violence with no interest in football.

Look at him, the guy over there with a hole in his head and teh Liverpool shirt on .. he looks like a right hooly!!!

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

boobs

Definitely larger and more classy than tits.

Kylie has tits, Kate Winslet has boobs.

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

manics

A band of musicians known as the Manic Street Preachers. They have created some of the most inspiring music known to man. They have an indefinte number of members due to the mysterious dissappearance of one member many years ago now. They have changed lives.

He's alright.. he's a manics fan

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

chave

A middle class chav. Someone of a higher typical socio-economic background and with more pronounced Estuary English accent than the typical chav. However they are just as stupid

Victoria Beckam and Jodie Marsh are Chaves they are too rich to be Chavs!

by Total Chav September 24, 2005