70 definitions by TooSick4U

Butt Blossom

Butt Blossom: anus; asshole the look of an anus; or someone who acts like an asshole

Dee yelled at Hank, "You are acting like a butt blossom again, you fart brained ass munch."

by TooSick4U March 23, 2007

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U August 14, 2008

Getting his Ahab on

Getting his Ahab on is obsessing about any particular issue; having a single tracked mind or approach

Don't bother talking to Roger right now; you know he's getting his Ahab on about the Met's making the World Series.

by TooSick4U April 25, 2007

Barnyard Betty

A woman who is from "the country" or farming areas who is very attractive; a woman who can be found posting on Farmers.com.

Jane is a Barnyard Betty; she is hot and down from the farm.

by TooSick4U May 9, 2015

Blouse Balloons

Breasts Female Fun Flesh; boobs; bossoms; tits

Dee packed a lovely set of blouse balloons.

by TooSick4U July 31, 2005

asshole reflux disease

asshole reflux disease - the heartburn, or acid reflux, a person gets when an asshole, usually one who has some superiority of position, enters a room

Marie gets a nasty taste of acid in her mouth from asshole reflux disease whenever Phylis walks in.

by TooSick4U August 10, 2008

Deep in the Muffin

Deep in the Muffin -- to be highly into the action of placing some body part into the vagina (manual masterbation, cunnilingus or copulating)

Man, Danny is so sweet, I could be deep in the muffin for days with her.

by TooSick4U February 29, 2008