TooSick4U's definitions

H.U.B.

H.U.B. = Hook Up Bitch

I texted, "H.U.B., come on over for some play time" and she was over double quick.

by TooSick4U May 29, 2009

asshole reflux

asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank

I get asshole reflux every time Babs comes to my office.

by TooSick4U August 15, 2008

gym funk

gym funk: the particular and foul smell of working out; it can be found on human beings of either sex or in building where athletics take place; the smell is closely related to man funk.

Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious gym funk goin' on.

by TooSick4U January 6, 2009

quick nut

quick nut: the speedy release of sexual tension without the purpose of sexual gratification but release of tension itself

Man, I don't care if I fuck or jerk off, but I need a quick nut before the big proposal so I can concentrate on the presentation.

by TooSick4U December 21, 2009

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

Pig Tale

Pig tale: the proud telling of sexual exploits with ugly women

JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.

by TooSick4U October 22, 2007

quarter-sexual

quarter-sexual: a person who will do sexual act for a quarter ($.25).

Brian is a quarter-sexual; he will do any girl for a quarter. What a ho.

by TooSick4U February 23, 2008