leak and sneak

leak and sneak: farting quietly; letting a fart out quietly(leak) and not saying anything while hoping no one smell your emissions (sneak)

Rich lets 'em rip loud and proud, but Jim will leak and sneak.

by TooSick4U November 12, 2011

H.U.B.

H.U.B. = Hook Up Bitch

I texted, "H.U.B., come on over for some play time" and she was over double quick.

by TooSick4U May 30, 2009

menstral pad

menstral pad is a safe place to hang out while your girlfried, wife or significant other is menstrating (acting homrmally unbalanced and dangerous)

Keith, if I don't want to get picked up for homicide, I need a menstral pad until Dorthy stops acting like a hormonal psychopath again. Can I crash at your place for a few days?

by TooSick4U April 14, 2007

salad head

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus

I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.

by TooSick4U September 29, 2007

talk me off

1. To be brought to orgasim by verbal persuasion

2. To be faked into thinking sex is imminent

1. Dannelle is one hot talker; she can talk me off without my hands ever leaving my phone.

2. Jessie is a tease; she will talk me off again and again, but I am stupid enough to keep going back to get blue balls.

by TooSick4U November 05, 2006

click and pull

click and pull - masterbation while viewing on line erotica; an allusion to the click and pull (merchandise) option for on-line shopping then picking up at brick and motar stores

Click and pull on free porn sites and save money over pay per view.

by TooSick4U October 11, 2009

Scotty Pimpin'

Scotty Pimpin' -- an allusion to CDR Montgomery Scott of Star Trek meaning to exergerate needs so that when you come in underbudget and undertime, you look good for the effort; to bluff

James was just Scotty Pimpin' when he said the job would take two weeks and cost 10k, so when he was done in ten days, spending 6k, he looked good and got the promotion.

by TooSick4U October 01, 2009