Definitions by TooSick4U

side tail 

side tail: a woman, other than a wife or steady girlfriend, with whom a man has frequent sexual relations

Gov. Sanford went to Brazil to get some side tail.

side tail by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

H.U.B. 

H.U.B. = Hook Up Bitch

I texted, "H.U.B., come on over for some play time" and she was over double quick.

H.U.B. by TooSick4U May 29, 2009

Hook Up Bitch 

Hook Up Bitch: a female that men use for sex but is not suitable for serious dating

Stephie ain't my girlfriend; she's my hook up bitch.

Hook Up Bitch by TooSick4U May 29, 2009

shine the shalaylee 

shine the shalaylee: Irish masturbation; masturbation

O'Ryan loves to shine the shalaylee whenever his wife is gone to her mother's.

shine the shalaylee by TooSick4U May 29, 2009

bone in the closet 

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.

"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."

bone in the closet by TooSick4U March 13, 2009

all gas, no go

all gas, no go: one who talks a good game but has no follow through; a poser

Stay away from him, girlfriend, he is all gas, no go.

all gas, no go by TooSick4U February 18, 2009

man funk 

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.

Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.

man funk by TooSick4U January 6, 2009