Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.
Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."
by TooSick4U June 17, 2007
Stroke Stack: a large collection of adult magazine (e.g., Playboy, Penthouse, Oui) that were usually hidden from your mom; magazines collected for the purpose of masturbation.
by TooSick4U February 05, 2021
glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power
Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.
by TooSick4U August 27, 2008
man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.
by TooSick4U January 06, 2009
by TooSick4U May 14, 2010
gym funk: the particular and foul smell of working out; it can be found on human beings of either sex or in building where athletics take place; the smell is closely related to man funk.
by TooSick4U January 06, 2009
reach past your bubble: finding perspectives besides the one where you are the center of the universe
by TooSick4U January 01, 2012