TooSick4U's definitions

bone and moan

bone and moan: sex with the volume turned up

Baby, it's my birthday, so let's bone and moan the night through until it ain't my birtday no mo'.

by TooSick4U October 17, 2009

side tail

side tail: a woman, other than a wife or steady girlfriend, with whom a man has frequent sexual relations

Gov. Sanford went to Brazil to get some side tail.

by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U October 9, 2008

salad head

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus

I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.

by TooSick4U October 13, 2007

PORT

PORT - Permanently On Rag Time; a person who is prone to irratable emotional outbursts and anger

Watch out for Babs; she is PORT. She almost bit my head off for asking, "How's it going."

by TooSick4U June 25, 2008

Scotty Pimpin'

Scotty Pimpin' -- an allusion to CDR Montgomery Scott of Star Trek meaning to exergerate needs so that when you come in underbudget and undertime, you look good for the effort; to bluff

James was just Scotty Pimpin' when he said the job would take two weeks and cost 10k, so when he was done in ten days, spending 6k, he looked good and got the promotion.

by TooSick4U October 1, 2009

Club Scout

Club Scout – usually a fraternity pledge or other lowly entrant, who is tasked the demeaning job of making a solo run to check out strip clubs and other venues for more senior members for future party spots

Brian got tagged as being the club scout for the fraternity.

by TooSick4U February 10, 2010