Definitions by TooSick4U

mental flatulence 

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.

I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.

mental flatulence by TooSick4U October 21, 2010

fubbau

fucked up beyond belief as usual

Went to work today and the place was fubbau.

fubbau by TooSick4U May 14, 2010

gynocentric 

gynocentric: dominated by or emphasizing feminine interests or a feminine point of view

Since Bob started taking the History of the Female Orgasim class, he's become so gynocentric.

gynocentric by TooSick4U April 28, 2010

vertical stare 

vertical stare: the vagina (which can look like a wide open eye and is in a vertical position)

When I look into your eyes, I can't but help thing about your vertical stare.

vertical stare by TooSick4U March 20, 2010

ten toe Cadillacs 

ten toe cadillacs -- very expensive sneakers, usually referring to athletic shoes of a person too young to drive

"Yo, those ten toe Cadillacs are fresh."

"They cost me more than your daddy pays for his car payments."

ten toe Cadillacs by TooSick4U March 13, 2010

Club Scout 

Club Scout – usually a fraternity pledge or other lowly entrant, who is tasked the demeaning job of making a solo run to check out strip clubs and other venues for more senior members for future party spots

Brian got tagged as being the club scout for the fraternity.

Club Scout by TooSick4U February 10, 2010

quick nut 

quick nut: the speedy release of sexual tension without the purpose of sexual gratification but release of tension itself

Man, I don't care if I fuck or jerk off, but I need a quick nut before the big proposal so I can concentrate on the presentation.

quick nut by TooSick4U December 21, 2009