TooSick4U's definitions

the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

by TooSick4U January 12, 2013

leak and sneak

leak and sneak: farting quietly; letting a fart out quietly(leak) and not saying anything while hoping no one smell your emissions (sneak)

Rich lets 'em rip loud and proud, but Jim will leak and sneak.

by TooSick4U November 12, 2011

quarter-sexual

quarter-sexual: a person who will do sexual act for a quarter ($.25).

Brian is a quarter-sexual; he will do any girl for a quarter. What a ho.

by TooSick4U February 23, 2008

mandelier

mandelier - the dangling part of the male genitals, i.e., testicles

Rich said to Keith, "I ain't no meatgazer, but I couldn't help but see Brian has a huge mandelier, boy, they hang down to his freakin' knees!"

by TooSick4U April 5, 2008

all bitch and no bite

all bitch and no bite: complaining without taking responsibility or action

The oversight committee was all bitch and no bite; they complained about management, but they never submitted any complaints to make things change.

by TooSick4U June 29, 2011

Turkey Induced Coma

Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas

"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."

by TooSick4U November 26, 2009

power geek with all the hook ups

power geek with all the hook up - a tool, fool, nerd or geek of the highest caliber

Rich was a great judge of on knowing who is a power geek with all the hook ups and was not afraid of sharing this vital information.

by TooSick4U April 20, 2008