department of the interior

I'm hoping to see the department of the interior tonight
by Tonythetiler November 13, 2016
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Snowwhite voice

Absolute Snowwhite voice.

As heard by a man who grew up with classic music and having perfect pitch
Tony heard that snowwhite voice on a phonecall again 15 years later. He said is this Snowwhite by any chance. The voice said maybe who is this. Tony, Tony the tiler.

She said you still exist.
Absolutely

Then they lived happily ever after

And the others where dwarfed in comparison
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Disney Daddy

The guy with the sweetest plum.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice

Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.
Tony is the Disney daddy. He landed Kat
Aka sweetest plum. She has that snowwhite voice and rocks a bikini.
He is making up for lost time.

Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.
by Tonythetiler January 22, 2022
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agrosaxon

Red headed hot head leader of the AgroSaxons
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checked all the boxes

Tony checked all the boxes with Kat
3 star cooking cod clean house 70's porn sex. Yeah I guess there is karma
That dude landed a unicorn

Must have paid at the office
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revenge cuckold

Revenge cuckold to the attempted cuckold milf

With malice and forethought
She cheated on him dude that guy is prettier than most women his age

Yeah he ended up with the sweetest plum Kat and he fell in love and feasted in the afterwife experience
Such a revenge cuckold
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Past wife experience

Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience
Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse

Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator
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