Definitions by Tony Ramone

freddie mercury 

the lead singer of Queen, considered te best singer who ever lived.

Damn, dat William Hung aint no freddie mercury.

freddie mercury by Tony ramone July 18, 2008

jesus 

A man who died 2000 years ago apparently for our sins we havent commited. Worshipped by insane people who believe in magic.

Jesus is dead get over it

jesus by Tony ramone September 23, 2006

George Bush 

Horrible, horrible president. Only got where he was b/c of his father, lied about WMD reports (where half his cabinet said were fake before the war started) to start a war when we had to catch a person who was actually a THREAT to us. Has "immoral" values and brings them up when ever someone brings up Iraq or the economy. Could have easily stopped 9/11, Clinton told him Bin Laden was plotting to attack when he left office (leaving him as 1 of the 3 biggest threats) Killed the economy, between CHina, his tax cuts and 9/11 (his fault) caused. Promotes people who screw up. Drove many oil businesses into the ground. Is an alchoholic. Does not know the definition of keep church and state separate. Is a draft dodger. Does not know anything about wars. Underfunds his war he started. One of the worst presidents ever.

"Fired for giving faulty intelligence about a war, have a medal!"

"Lets see, my secretary of state quit b/c no one listened to him, I think his position should be taken by the person who ignored 9/11"

George Bush by Tony Ramone August 1, 2005

gats

Street lingo for guns and or weapons.

"Nigger, gimmer my damn money, crack dont come easy these days. Dont make me bust a cap, I got ma gat raght here boy."

gats by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

graduate 

When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)

(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)


"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"

graduate by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

owned 

When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.

"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"


"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)

owned by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

Val Kilmer 

Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.

"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"

Val Kilmer by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005