Tony Ramone's definitions

Backstreet Boys

A band that indirectly caused Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

"The Backstreet Boys bring horror to the world."

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005

George Bush

Horrible, horrible president. Only got where he was b/c of his father, lied about WMD reports (where half his cabinet said were fake before the war started) to start a war when we had to catch a person who was actually a THREAT to us. Has "immoral" values and brings them up when ever someone brings up Iraq or the economy. Could have easily stopped 9/11, Clinton told him Bin Laden was plotting to attack when he left office (leaving him as 1 of the 3 biggest threats) Killed the economy, between CHina, his tax cuts and 9/11 (his fault) caused. Promotes people who screw up. Drove many oil businesses into the ground. Is an alchoholic. Does not know the definition of keep church and state separate. Is a draft dodger. Does not know anything about wars. Underfunds his war he started. One of the worst presidents ever.

"Fired for giving faulty intelligence about a war, have a medal!"

"Lets see, my secretary of state quit b/c no one listened to him, I think his position should be taken by the person who ignored 9/11"

by Tony Ramone August 1, 2005

the dictators

The first punk band releasing their first album in 1974. (Ramones in 76) Some may xconsider them glam rock but they are way more punk.

Manuel: "Who was the first punk band"

emo loser: "Green Day or SUm41"

Manuel: "WRONG!!!! DICTATORS BABY!!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 28, 2005

owned

When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.

"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"


"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

Contradiction

Saying a war is in its "last throes" and then saying "there is more work to do"

Iraq will be finished in sixth months tops.

(3 years later)

hey, it could go one 5 , 7, 9, 12 years is a possibility.

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

skull and Bones

SOmething the kids of rich people do when they get into Yale. Only requirement is a salary of $34234324324324324324 a year. I hear they have butlers and free food.

"Winston, more caviar you slow lib!"

by Tony Ramone July 14, 2005

Val Kilmer

Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.

"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005