Definitions by Tommy Wommy Womsters

assshit 

the only word with three s's in succession; a redundancy used to signify feces.

I just got back from the bathroom and a whole mess of assshit fell out.

assshit by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

The Kinks 

1) One of the most underrated British bands of all time.
2) Slang for pubes.

1) The Kinks released an album called "Arthur" that was delicately spectacular.
2) The Kinks are all itchy today. I musta gotten crabs or some shit. Fuck!

The Kinks by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

Pubes 

Horrible, horrible hair that falls out every six months according to a biological clock.

Fuck, dude, you have pubes in your teeth! You are truly a disgusting individual!

Pubes by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

nipple 

A li'l nublet of flesh that is potentially stimulating when nibbled upon or pinched lightly.

Ooh, baby, your nipples are so erogenous. Allow me to pinch or nibble them, please.

nipple by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Dickclit 

A jerk; an asshole; a general fuckface.

You fucking dickclit, you're a little cockwhore, you understand me?

Dickclit by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Pooty Pooty Pie Pie

A general term of disgust; often used in hate mail.

Yore a bitchpuppy and i haet you! Pooty pooty pie pie yew fukkin hore head!

Pooty Pooty Pie Pie by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

buttpenis 

The unfortunate growth of a sex organ originating from inside the rectum and protruding through the anus.

Eww, dude, you have a fuckin' buttpenis. That's nasty.

buttpenis by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003