60 definitions by Tommy Wommy Womsters

Ruffian

A miscreant; a lout; a wastrel.

*Gasp!* The impudence of that ruffian!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters August 26, 2003

Yuo

1) This sweet Chinese dude I know.
2) What stupid, insipid hack3rs type instead of "you."

1) Man, Yuo sure is a great guy.
2) Man, yuo sure is a stupid way of spelling "you."

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 6, 2003

emoticon

A means of expressing emotion via Internet chat rooms and private messages.

(Note: Do not use emoticons unironically, unless you're speaking to someone who doesn't understand your language.)

:) happy
:( unhappy
:D overjoyed
:C profoundly unhappy
(^-^) ecstatic anime fan

by Tommy Wommy Womsters March 26, 2005

Mersault

Frenchie who likes to smoke cigarettes and fuck girls the day after his mom dies.

1--Hey, why the fuck are you having sex with that girl?
2--Because my mom died yesterday.
1--You stupid Mersault!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 23, 2003

Dickclit

A jerk; an asshole; a general fuckface.

You fucking dickclit, you're a little cockwhore, you understand me?

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Dune Poon

Arab pussy.

I hit that dune poon like it was an oasis in the Sahara.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters November 2, 2003

swirlie

1) A childish form of punishment; see above.
2) A tantalizing method of analingus. Requires precise dexterity of the tongue but success is often duly rewarded.

1) That fucking prick gave me a swirlie and ruined my hairdo! Fuck that!
2) Mmm...I did the swirlie to my girl and her pussy melted off.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003