124 definitions by Tommy

a jive turky. an idiot who is gay with dogs.
your gay like codybear!!!
by Tommy September 9, 2004
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Gas out of a rectum, and much much more.
"Oh Crap, I just scharted my pants!"
by Tommy May 6, 2005
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another word for dick, penis, or a male's sex organ.
Can be used for noun, verb, and almost any other form.
What a der. (What a dick)
Your der hurts (Your dick hurts)
by Tommy October 17, 2004
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To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.
by Tommy November 20, 2003
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Comes from the Latin root Mattus-La-Menacius, which was lost in translation several times to become mo fo. Mattus-La-Menacius was a Roman Centurion / dick sucker from 200 BC.

Legend has it that his descendance still lives on today in the canadian city of Montreal. They headed overseas in the 18th century after being banned from their countries for indecent behaviour, which is supposedly still going on today.

Calling someone a mo fo is the worst insult, yet quite a compliment for Mattus-La-Menacius...

Love ya Matt
Look at the Mo Fo... he seems to be screwing his sister...
by Tommy July 9, 2004
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man that was tite
by Tommy May 3, 2003
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A person who talks shit
Everyone who talks shit on people on this webite is a shit talker. -And for the people who are too scared to put there name....see PUSSY.
by Tommy May 11, 2003
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