124 definitions by Tommy
"I can give you sex, I can give you drugs and what I certaintly can give you is House!...Sex and drugs and House!"
by Tommy May 21, 2004
One who hails by a vast majority from the internet. Said person spends most of their time on the internet, has a vast majority of friends through the internet, usually refers to friends in person by screen names, and would have no social life whatsoever if their internet were to be disconected.
Similar to Martian, Iowan, or Indonesian in usage, just not capitalized because that would make sense.
Similar to Martian, Iowan, or Indonesian in usage, just not capitalized because that would make sense.
by Tommy January 12, 2005
my compliments on a job well done mr teal.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!
beat that.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!
beat that.
by Tommy April 29, 2004
A brand-name snack food that combines other various types of snack foods (i.e. Doritos, Pretzles, Chex Mix, Goldfish...and i think i tasted cinnamon)
by Tommy May 19, 2004
When a man douses his cock in Barcardi 151, lights it, and then proceeds to fuck his partner in the ass.
by Tommy January 27, 2003
A person using this fraise is say that her is you pimp. If you are told this you should get down on you knees and say "your rick james".
I'm rick james bitch!
-Dave Chappel
-Dave Chappel
by Tommy November 13, 2004
by Tommy March 7, 2004