Name for a person that fights typically with their left hand as their main striking hand. Their left hand will be out further than their right. Their left hand is always their power hand too.
by Tommy March 13, 2005

The minions just laughed,"MWUHAHAHAHA"
by Tommy October 17, 2003

by Tommy March 23, 2003

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.
His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.
by Tommy April 29, 2005


Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.
Ill take your mum up the schvingt!
My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!
U fuckin dumb schvingt!
My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!
U fuckin dumb schvingt!
by tOmmy May 07, 2004
