When a male slaps somebody with his genitles. This can be played in slow motion for extra enjoyment. This is usually don't when a person is sleeping or passed out.
Hey did you see on Big Brother when John and Ashlee slaped carmilla with their cocks, that was a chronic turky slap, they nearly knocked her out cold?
I am gona turky slap Mr Jesburg today, he is so gay
one of the hottest creatures to ever roam the flat earth. likes eating turkies a lot, and can be found near the back of the art room. he is fucking cute as hell and has a budget phone.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*