Tom 's definitions

Happiness

It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

by Tom May 2, 2003

Silver Fox

Everything a Cougar is plus 15 years of age.

Kevin became sick with Mark's comment that Kevin's 67 year old aunt was a silver fox.

by Tom November 12, 2003

the notebook

Definately the worst movie ever

oh damn i have to watch the notebook with the friday night crew but then we get to watch childs play

by Tom March 21, 2005

brew

To build up reserves of stomach gasses that when released cause nausea and social expulsion. Food sources that can assist this physical activity range from cabbage to kebabs

Shit y'all, I'm holding a brew thats gonna sink this ship fucktards

by tom December 19, 2003

relationship

A clever bending of the words "wild sex"

lets have a relationship on that table

by tom December 15, 2003

BUCK

The nickname given to Daniel Buckmaster who is in fact the coolest person in the world

i don't have any examples

by tom March 13, 2005

Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 3, 2008