Tom's definitions
Noun - referring to a Chav from the Moulsecoomg area of Brighton. Unpleasant individual, yet Scoombers are proud of their moniker
by Tom November 15, 2004
Get the Scoombermug. by tom December 25, 2004
Get the grumble pantsmug. Extreme Massachusetts liberal, in the mold of other famous Democrat failures such as Michael Dukakis and Walter Mondale.
Unable to keep his lies straight:
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."
Unable to keep his lies straight:
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."
John F. Kerry lost the 2004 Presidential election in a landslide of the magnitude not seen since 1984.
by Tom April 30, 2004
Get the John F. Kerrymug. "****er!"
by Tom October 21, 2003
Get the insultmug. An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.
by Tom December 16, 2004
Get the Fuck Jesusmug. A female who is of gypsy origins, she wears way too much jewellery and sleeps with her brothers and more to the point her sisters, normally seen in small groups, when these groups are upwind of you you get an overpowering smell of unwashed pussy.
"I say Jeeves" said Herman, "what is that fishy smell?". "Must be the blasted Gypdykes back in town Jeeves"
Exclaimed Herman
Exclaimed Herman
by Tom November 28, 2004
Get the gypdykemug.