up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

dew point

the barometric pressure and humidity around your balls and ass

wow, my dew point is at a 100% down there,
a down right rain forest.

by tom February 17, 2005

bummy

Someone whos a drop out. Someone who has no job or didnt go to school. A person who makes stupid and pointless suggestions

"come we steal sweets from the sweetshop"
"nar thats bummy!"

by tom November 28, 2003

churchie

a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer

Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle

by tom December 04, 2004

grumble pants

An otherwise cute person pretending to be an asshole.

"Claire, stop being such a grumble pants"

by tom December 25, 2004

John F. Kerry

Extreme Massachusetts liberal, in the mold of other famous Democrat failures such as Michael Dukakis and Walter Mondale.

Unable to keep his lies straight:
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."

John F. Kerry lost the 2004 Presidential election in a landslide of the magnitude not seen since 1984.

by Tom April 30, 2004

Scoomber

Noun - referring to a Chav from the Moulsecoomg area of Brighton. Unpleasant individual, yet Scoombers are proud of their moniker

Hey, Bob, did you see that Scoomber? What a Chav!

by Tom November 15, 2004