29

29 is akin to, in the words of most, "Humping a Humpback whale"

The 2 from sideways looks like a whale's hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly.
"I got number 29." Grant said.

"Oh silly," I said, "Don't you know that means? It means you humped a humpback whale."
by toee September 14, 2006
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piece of ass

Dane Cook once sated that it was something you find at a crimescene.
"We've found..uh..It looks like a piece of ass?!"
said the police officer bagging the evidence.
by toee May 18, 2006
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Sexjewgly

Sexjewgly is simply this - Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly.

You see, it originated in the northeast Philadelphia region where many Jews live. It is used to describe a middle aged, hook nosed, yet unbelieveably sexy Jewish man. Who knows what the attraction is, but only Russian girls and over sexed teenagers use this phrase. You can see it grafitied all over Roosevelt blvd.

A famous example is Tim Roth, who is actually not Jewish, but his name and nose make people believe it. Anyway, he is a famous Sexjewgly.
Hey, that guy is so Sexjewgly.

Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly

Sexjewgly is my Anti Drug
by toee May 06, 2006
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The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.
The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.
by toee December 02, 2006
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schpunesfazel

A song from the now defunct Philadelphian band Yaoi.

Was about a woman cheating on her abusive husband.
"Schpunesfazel, schpunesfazel!" is the chorus of the song by the same name by the band Yaoi.
by toee December 02, 2006
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hitman

Also called Cleaners, many hitmen today do very unexciting work. Mostly just making people's spouses (who they've paid to off them)look like they accidentally got in a car crash. Unlike in the movies, hitmen can be old, out of shape, unsophistocated, unrelated to any mobs and can also occasionally be women. Hitmen don't kill because they like it, necessarily, just because they like the money.

See cleaner. Also, they are in an off way related to bounty hunters, who are self employed persons who hunt for hitment.
The hitman was paid 10 grand to off the woman's husband.

"It's nothing personal, it's just business," the hitman said as he put the gun to his head.
by toee May 17, 2006
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Beakman's World

A show that aired in the 90's and was fronted by Paul Zaloom a satirist and performance artist who called himself Beakman and acted rather flamboyantly.

Many people who remember the show remember it fondly, it was almost like Pee Wee's playhouse meets Bill Nye the science guy.

It showcased a mad scientist, a rat-man-creature, numerous female assistants and penguins doing science projects and dispelling myths among other things.

Now, I'm quite sure it has a huge stoner fanbase, because the show is very, very trippy.
It was a sad day when they took Beakman's World off the air in 1997.

Random stoner - "I'm gonna go smoke a blunt and watch Beakman's World, wanna come?"
by Toee August 30, 2006
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