Toee's definitions

Sex on a platter

Someone who is very attractive and sexy. The platter part comes from them being so sexy you just want to eat them up (literally or metaphorically).

That guy is so sexy, he's sex on a platter.

by toee December 3, 2006

east bumble fuck

Just another way of saying bumble fuck or bfe. It means even more out of the way than regular Bumble Fuck, being as it's East bumble fuck. Said by pretentious college students, usually.

It took me ages to get here because I just parked in East Bumble Fuck.

by toee May 23, 2006

<3_<3

Hearts for eyes. Used as an emoticon. It shows when you are so in love with someone your eyes light up in the shape of hearts.

c00l e 0 : He's soooooo sexii.
c00l e 0 : <3_<3 , lolz

by toee September 20, 2006

estrogen brigade

A group of female fans of one male character or celebrity/personality. Most frequent among Sci-Fi/Fantasy fans, but is expanding. Pretty much where a horny woman can drool and talk about her new dream man. (Whether he be real or not.)

Almost all Estrogen Brigades come in the form of a website. Just type it in on google.

by toee April 9, 2006

Fine piece of man

A man who is delicious. Smart, funny, and sexy, he is a fine piece of man.

Fine, as in derived from Fine and Fyne.
Also see hunk, sexy man and even sexy man beast

Oh, he is soooo sexy, he is just one fine piece of man.

by toee May 23, 2006

Tanked

The opposite of being pantsed or shanked - instead of pulling one's pants down, it's when someone goes and either pulls up or rips one's shirt off.

I was minding my own business when some guy came up and tanked me!

by toee March 30, 2009

Dear Master

A humorous (but actually serious) story written about two gay men. It can be found various places online and has somewhat of a legend status.

"He adopted the most adorable submissive pose" qouted from Dear Master.

by Toee September 10, 2006