Toee's definitions

Skinbyrd

Originally meant to be the girlfriend, friend, or supporter of skinheads. It was stated that girls aren't supposed to be skinheads, but rather to help out the guys that are, but still wanted rank within the skinheads. So, they became skinbyrds. Some skinbyrds took on the look of skinheads, with the boots and shaved heads or chelsea hair, but most remained anonymous and chose to look 'normal'.

Some claim that there is no such thing as a female skinhead, and all that exists are skinbyrds. I suppose this though counts on what subgroup of skinheads you are.

Traditional skinheads believe in skinbyrds, and racist ones do too. Sharp and Rash skinheads think of women as skinheads, however.

See that girl over there, hanging out with all those skinheads, she's a skinbyrd.

by toee May 23, 2006

Skinbird

Alternate spelling of Skinbyrd

A female who is/supports Skinheads.

That girl with the chelsea is such a skinbird.

by toee May 23, 2006

butt seks

The cool kids (i.e. dumbasses and internet freaks) way of spelling Butt Sex. Now used by the sarcastic to make fun of people who use this term.

"lyke, omfg, in this lemon i jsut read, ther was butt seks!" - Words of an internet freak.

by toee May 23, 2006

stash rocket

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.

That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.

by toee May 23, 2006

Wall of Sound

Possbily the best song by American Hi-Fi, and the final song on their self titled album.

Here are some lyrics -

You're under my skin now I could shut out the world that we know
I'll try to be everything you want me to be
And I've got a head start but I'm making the same mistakes
And its all or nothing when we fall apart
Fade fade fade into you

Caught in the rush of the crowd
Lost in a wall of sound
You were ringing in my ear
Caught in the rush of the crowd
Lost in a wall of sound
You were ringing in my ear

Now try and tell me it's not a good song.

by toee May 23, 2006

dilf

Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.

Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.

by toee May 23, 2006

goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.

Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.

by toee May 24, 2006