Definitions by Toee

mall ninja 

A stupid nickname that kids in Pa/Nj/De area came up with for themselves if they are actually mall rats. Then they had to incorporate the whole Ninja/Pirate war thing... Also see Mall Pirate

See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Ninjas.

mall ninja by toee February 11, 2006

Mall Pirate

Kids who are acutally Mall Rats starting to call themselves Mall Pirates. They usually bring a Mall Ninja into it. There is a war between Ninjas and Pirates that they like to exploit. It is strange.

See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Pirates.

Mall Pirate by toee February 10, 2006

Selfish Cunt 

A strange, strange band from the UK.

We're going to a Selfish Cunt show tonight.

Selfish Cunt by toee February 10, 2006

Hamlet 

originally the name of a shakespearan play. however, in recent times, a hamlet has adopted the meaning of a small ham sandwhich (i.e. more like hamlette just spelled hamlet)

I just got a hamlet from the deli.

Hamlet by toee January 29, 2006