dilf

Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.

Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.

by toee May 23, 2006

senior skip out

Just another way of saying senior skip day or senior cut day. A predetermined day when all seniors decide to skip that day of school.

I can't wait because in a few days it's going to be senior skip out - we're going to the beach.

by toee February 02, 2007

DJ Tomcraft

An amazing DJ with such hits as Overdose, Loneliness and Prozac. Is a cult status figure.

I was listening to dj tomcraft the other day, they should put his songs in DDR

by toee December 03, 2006

The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.

The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.

by toee December 03, 2006

stash rocket

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.

That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.

by toee May 23, 2006

NiMb.ie

A band from the suburbs of Philly that wasn't so much a band as a predecessor to the equally doomed band Yaoi and the eventual solo act Apocalyptic Betty.

Was formed by two high school freshman who eventual gave up due to artistic differences. Later, Yaoi was formed by one of the two.

NiMb.ie stems from the actual organization nimby, with whom the band liked the name of. NiMb.ie stands for "Not In My Bedroom. Ideally Ever" It is just nonesense for using the acronym NiMb.ie

NiMb.ie sucked, but it's too bad they never had a chance.

by toee December 03, 2006

serpentine

When a person passes gas, for them as well as those around them, to dart in rapid succession away from the stench.

When he farted, we all had to serpentine.

"Carl, serpentine!"

by toee May 18, 2008