Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.
He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.
He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.
Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.
by toee May 16, 2006
When a person passes gas, for them as well as those around them, to dart in rapid succession away from the stench.
by toee May 18, 2008
An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.
Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.
by toee May 17, 2006
Just another way of saying senior skip day or senior cut day. A predetermined day when all seniors decide to skip that day of school.
by toee January 31, 2007
The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.
Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.
by toee April 16, 2006
A pictogram that was spawned of the Heartagram. Instead of a heart that is shaped as a pentagram with a circle, it lost the circle, and where the points of the triangle are became swirls.
There are two variations of the Hartigan, one in which there is still a triangle but the points are swirls, and one in which there is no triangle and the heart has a cleft down the middle.
Can also be called a Heartigan. Was originally named a Hartigan after the character Hartigan of Sin City, and because of it's extremely close resemblance to the Heartagram.
There are two variations of the Hartigan, one in which there is still a triangle but the points are swirls, and one in which there is no triangle and the heart has a cleft down the middle.
Can also be called a Heartigan. Was originally named a Hartigan after the character Hartigan of Sin City, and because of it's extremely close resemblance to the Heartagram.
by toee November 14, 2006
acronym for I Don't Know What The Fuck I'm Doing - best used whilst talking to somebody online or text messaging.
by toee February 17, 2006