Eggman

The one who has the master plan.

I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I've got the master plan...

by Tom November 27, 2003

chicken hunten

ho hunten

im go in chicken hunten today

by tom October 27, 2003

Pap

to backhand someone's male genetaliais a swift whipping motion

Ow! I just got papped!

by Tom May 12, 2003

Hardcore Vegan

Used by Bill Bailey in his "part troll" tour.

A vegan who won't drive through towns with the word "HAM" in the name.

Tom: You wanna go to Birmingham
Hardcore Vegan: Hell No

by Tom February 17, 2005

gypdyke

A female who is of gypsy origins, she wears way too much jewellery and sleeps with her brothers and more to the point her sisters, normally seen in small groups, when these groups are upwind of you you get an overpowering smell of unwashed pussy.

"I say Jeeves" said Herman, "what is that fishy smell?". "Must be the blasted Gypdykes back in town Jeeves"
Exclaimed Herman

by Tom November 28, 2004

Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

by Tom May 02, 2003

Wyndorf

1. Excellent / Awesome / Superlative good
2. A person who is any of the above (synonynm: winner)

Background: Dave Wyndorf from Monster Magnet. Clearly excellent & awesome winner.

"Wyndorf!"
"What a Wyndorf."

by tom November 08, 2004