porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by tom September 19, 2004

splongie

it means it is dodgey

a chinese toy

by tom December 16, 2003

silacone

fake brest or inlarged with implants

any women that weighs less than 140 lbs and has ddds may have silacone

by tom December 20, 2003

fat crakka

Trav Murray

That fat crakka is Tom's brother.

by Tom April 20, 2003

nodulate

the left over remains of an anal prolapse, dragging along behind you out of your bleeding arse.

"I had to wipe so many times I gave myself a damn nodulate"

by tom December 25, 2004

IHI

"I'd Hit It"

Meaning you would in fact have intercourse with the man/woman in question.

1: Check out this chick's rack!
2: damn! IHI.

by Tom December 31, 2003

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 09, 2005