ToM's definitions

Swichous

Something so awesome, cool, neat, kickass, overwhelmingly the shit it can only be described with this one word.

John: Hey, did you watch that special last night?

Bob: Yeah, that was swichous man!

by Tom October 4, 2004

Fagoteer

Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.

John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!

by Tom October 4, 2004

Tom's Tour of Europe

A type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. Usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went.

This summer I went on a Tour of Europe. Please sleep with me.

by tom October 7, 2004

smash, smash out

To leave, exit

Also see bounce

Alright guys, Im gunna smash out
- or -
Wanna smash?

by Tom October 7, 2004

smiggity

A smoke, a cigarrette

See smig

Wanna have a smiggity?
Let me have a smiggity, ya?

by Tom October 8, 2004

Rezzen

Telling a lie to cover up another lie.

For years, I've been rezzen. I just wish their was a way to fix it.

by Tom October 10, 2004

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004