ToM's definitions

lemenschwiler

a word for usage in calling someone a name

you fucking lemenschwiler you need to pass out

by tom August 21, 2003

boozed up

gettin piss drunk

Last night at the party we got boozed up

by ToM January 15, 2003

Docker

1. A half smoked cigarette usually found on sidewalks and various other places.
2. A person who smokes dockers.

"That dude is sick, he smokes dockers."

by Tom September 30, 2003

Tae kwon do

Tae - To strike with the foot
Kwon - To destroy with the fist
Do - The art / way of...

The Korean art of kicking and punching - which would kick your arse.

by Tom August 2, 2003

blotto box

a device that can supposebly disrupt aintire area code like the whole downtown chicago area

dont try to instal a blotto box because it would be a federal offense

by tom May 13, 2005

downtime

the amount of time a woman spends sucking your dick which she feels is adequate enough for you.

yo bitch, 2 minutes aint enough downtime. better get your ass back down and start sucking!!!!!!

by tom November 30, 2003

slunkmeat

It has no real definition, but it's derogatory and can describe a skank or someone that your friend has already fucked, sloppy seconds.

Greg: Hey Tom, how are you? I was thinking, I sure wouldn't mind if you fucked my ex-girlfriend Vicki.

Tom: No way! Do you think that I would fuck that piece of slunkmeat?

by Tom January 30, 2004