ToM's definitions

Cockass

It's the offspring of a Donkey and a rooster

Look at that baby Cockass

by Tom August 17, 2004

Pull an office space

When a person quickly switches jobs, from a corporate environment to a construction-related job.

Chris pulled an office space when he became a contractor.

by Tom June 17, 2003

porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by tom September 19, 2004

leicester

I live in leicester and it ain't that bad. Many ehtnic minorites and lots of samalian imo's coming here but who cares. As long as i earn money and i'm happy i couldn't give a f**k who living in my home city.

they have a lame football team

by Tom June 1, 2004

american kiss

Same as a french kiss except its down under so its a blowjob for any of you dumb twits

'Charlotte gave me an american kiss last night'

by Tom January 3, 2005

cow pat

A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.

by ToM March 10, 2003

beey

Meaningless word. Sort of means "stuff"

A noun, verb, adjective. Anything you like

"Good beey" means "good"

by tom February 17, 2004