not dead

The current status of The Cheat.

The Cheat is not dead... I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.

by Tom December 31, 2003

Basketball IQ

A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.

Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.

by tom December 23, 2008

downtime

the amount of time a woman spends sucking your dick which she feels is adequate enough for you.

yo bitch, 2 minutes aint enough downtime. better get your ass back down and start sucking!!!!!!

by tom November 30, 2003

coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.

I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii

by tom July 20, 2004

17

The most random number.

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?

by Tom January 01, 2004

Carcer City

A large, abandoned city, overrun with insane 'hunters' competing in blood sport.

Hunters roam the empty streets of Carcer City..

by Tom February 04, 2004

it's all relative

It's ok; it's no big deal.
Often used after someone screws up something.

"Yo man, I fucked your sister."
"Nah, it's all relative, she's a slut anyway."

by Tom February 07, 2004