ToM's definitions

Windows XP

xp ms way of saying were here to stay by means of compatabilty the lack thare of

xp makes me Xrtra Peed

xp is why e mecheines come with err bags

by tom August 25, 2004

Wankspittle

The dribble of wank at the corner of a careless wiper's mouth.

Emily, You've left a bit of wankspittle.

by Tom November 13, 2003

Borch

Referring to something out of the ordinary, broken, improperly functioning, etc.

I got into an accident, now my car is all borched up.

by Tom December 13, 2003

buttered bun

The private parts of a woman who has already had sexual intercourse with someone else

I had sex with Mary after the party, but I don't normally want a buttered bun.

by Tom June 6, 2003

Terrace City

Yonkers NY

I don't know the origin of this name.

by Tom January 8, 2004

Hinckle

very angry man, steals 400lbs of poop every night and places it on the moon.

Mr. Hinckle stole my poop last night.

by Tom March 25, 2003

flaps

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.

If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps

by tom December 19, 2003